LBH i think yo posted this somewhere, but idont think it got the recongnition it deserved. I think every guy looks for a girl like this. but WHERE ARE OF YOU AT? lol.

February 15



1001 reasons why you wanna be my boyfriend pt 2

205 After reading this far you've already got too much invested anyways

206 I won't ever make you carry my purse

207 I don't owe the IRS a ****ing cent

208 I’ll play with your hair when you lay your head in my lap

209 Your lips will miss my forehead

210 My chicken wings are finger licking good

211 Just Do It!

212 I’d keep your side of the bed warm til you got in bed

213 I’ll protect your heels from run-away shopping cart

214 I would call in sick for you just cause you don't want to talk to them

215 I can make my own teriyaki

216 You were worth the wait

217 I can tie my own shoes

218 I’ve got a set of huge *** blue eyes (you were hoping I'd say ***** huh?)

219 I only wear black bras

220 You love it when I was your hair in the shower

221 I can kick that girl’s *** for you

222 I know how to put a worm on a hook

223 I like it when I call you at work and let you hear play with myself

224 All our friends are jealous

225 I make your coffee just the way you like it

226 I can fit 11 marshmallows into my mouth

227 I’m a kick *** co-pilot to your trouble

228 I won't get mad at you for **** on the computer

229 I’d iron your work shirts

230 I would never put foil in the microwave

231 You like it when I lick your fingers

232 I’m pretty good at getting the lids on the jars lose for ya

233 I’ve got a kid that I make take the trash out so you're safe

234 I have a library card in 2 different counties

235 My whacked out family lives over 1300 miles away

236 I’ll send you dirty emails at work to get you through your day

237 You can make me shiver every time

238 I make my lasagna from scratch

239 I’m gonna be loaded when my family dies off

240 I’ll brag about how great of a **** you are to all my girlfriends

241 I’ll get lost with you

242 I’m not really a bad girl, unless I am

243 I don't care if your credit sucks

244 I don't mind filling out the paper work at the doctors for you

245 You’ll miss me too much to stay gone for long

246 Our "nooners" are your favorite thing to eat for lunch

247 I put yummy flavors inside of me to surprise you

248 I’m just that good

249 I can carry your phone and keys in my purse when we go shopping

250 I’ve never had more than 15 items in my cart in the express lane

251 I won't break when we wrestle

252 You know that when I’m out I’m being a good girl

253 I think your body is sexiest thing I’ve ever seen just because it's attached to you

254 I can sexy stories about when I used to have girlfriends

255 I love it when you look me in the eyes when you ***

256 I think your beer chub is hot

257 I’ll ********** for you

258 You just can't forget about me

259 When your friends come over I make a grip of food for you guys

260 You know that my life is better because you're a part of it

261 I just won an Xbox 360! After a few short surveys

262 My body twists to just the shape you need

263 I accept all competitors? coupons

264 I keep all the shells you find for me at the beach

265 I’ll try anything once

266 You can always have half the pillow

267 I think it’s cute when you're grumpy especially when I’m the only one that can

make it better

268 It turns me on to feel your eyes on me

269 I love coming home and finding you passed out on the couch waiting up for me

270 I’ll never be later than 10 minutes without calling you

271 I would never turn off my cell phone

272 I’d let you pick what color you wanted me to dye my hair

273 Nobody can keep you entertained while you're taking a bath better than me

274 I come with a supply of my own razors so yours are safe (probably)

274 Nobody else loves and accepts all your weird **** like me

275 I like to lie in your lap and read while you watch your shows

276 The best vacations we ever take are in our bed

277 I’ll make you want to call in sick

278 When you're too lazy to put a new roll on I’ll do it for you

279 I’m your biggest fan

280 I know the secret place that the missing socks go to

281 I won't tell anyone you like marshmallows in your cereal

282 I’ll never make you take a bite of something just cause I say it tastes like ****

283 I know how to hook up a vcr and dvd player to the cable

284 I have a free trial subscription to AOL for 30 days just waiting for you

285 I would never put a red sock in with your white t-shirts

286 I love it when you slap my *** in public

287 I have manners

288 My home is with you

289 I love you more than all the waves in the ocean

290 You’ve got the most amazing ***

291 I’ll sit in the ER with you all night to keep you company

292 You kiss my eyes when you tell me goodnight

293 I’ll let you watch me make-out with chicks

294 I think it's sexy when you don't shave

295 My hand fits just perfect in yours

296 I won't forget to feed the dog

297 When I’m shopping I’ll look for little presents to bring you

298 Every song on the radio reminds me of you

299 You’re the best friend I’ve ever had

300 I have my own copy of Napoleon Dynamite

 

I wish a girl in my town Had just five any five would do.

 

You will find one of those girls when hell freezes over.

 

"284 I have a free trial subscription to AOL for 30 days just waiting for you "
...haha, dont they all.

"223 I like it when I call you at work and let you hear me play with myself "
...sold, where do I sign up?

 

226 I can fit 11 marshmallows into my mouth

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(that WAS going to be all I was going to say, but I jsut wanted to add that list isn't that amazing... geeze)

 

247 I put yummy flavors inside of me to surprise you

i kinda like that one

 

#301 i will never send you out for tampons[:@]

 

<-------wishes he would have dated Hatch in high school

 

254 I can sexy stories about when I used to have girlfriends


yeah boy!! weres the video camera?

 

wow i think that all the traits about that girl, my girlfriend has NONE of them....[X(][>:][>:]