...when it's been raining for the past few days and as soon as the sun peaks through, you go clean and re-detail your car, then it rains 3 hours later and the cycle repeats over and over.

 

Ehh... not exactly.



Some dumbass ran a stop sign...

Haha! I haven't bothered with having a girlfriend for a while, cars are more reliable anyway.

 

Isnt there a saying that states "a man truly loves a woman when he spends more time with her then with his car".

 

...you have a job like mine.
or
... when you go shopping and while pushing a shopping cartsay "this cart is way out of allignment".

 

guilty of it

 

or when the wheel shakes the ENTIRE cart and your like, "dude, these wheels need to be re-balanced"

 

lol funny and true

 

^That's just gay...[8D]j/k










....not really

 

I have great cop-dar. Most squad cars around here have amber lights on the inside and outside of their headlights. They also have a huge ram bar for some reason, like we live in Compton. One certain district has triangle headlights, which is very odd. I'm even good at spotting the cops with the hidden lights that look like roof racks.

 

gay? perhaps. But then again, when you know you're going to get it when you get back home anyhow, what do you lose?