HAHA Fo Sho....

Berz out.

 

Berz, would you respect me more if *my* car ran in the 13's? What if it was only 14's?

Now... what if I could do it naked?
That's it. When I finally do my 1/4 mile, in like... years from now, I'm gonna do it naked. Don't want that extra weight slowing me down. Speaking of weight, will the fact that I weigh like 90something lbs give me an advantage over you big burly boys?

(sorry, I'm workin of like 3 hours of sleep and 2 Amps here. Gonna need just a little-itty-bitty bit of slack.)

 

Sorry, if I could provide a time slip I would. 13s, low or high?? 13 is rather quick....The touring edition Cadillacs typically run mid 14s. Correct tire pressure, empty tank, and tempeture will have them on low 14s. Props to you my friend, an import with some speed. Majority (well at least here, Tampa/St. Pete, FL) are not even a challenge.

 

Last time I beat a girl in a race she flipped me off.















I dont race girls too much anymore =(

 

As of a note, I don't mean to come on the board talking trash. While I wait for my anwser, I am just, well for some people, warning, of the Cadillacs suprising speed. I am not claiming they are the fastest things on the street either, I have a Z06 in the family for the real speed

That's my disclaimer for others. I stay on the East Coast Ryders forum, and every now and then we have a ricer or a low rider come on and talk shyt, so I know how it can be.

 

lil black hatch it will provide an advantage in 2 ways.. 1 weight reduction and 2 I will be distracted trying to look at your ta ta's and therefore you will take off on me off the line.

I run high 13's at 7psi but im running 10psi now so I should be mid 13's maybe low if I can hook up... possibly 12's on slicks.

Berz out.

 

5/10. Decent troll.
Just enough slang and trash talk to make it believable, but doesnt stir people up too much.

On the off-chance your serious, please take your ****ty cadillac and go away. Anything can be fast if your willing to spend the time and money on it. Hell just look at the D-series.

 

Woot! I can SO take Berz in a race. Hands down. Easy.

If we traded cars...

And he was blindfolded. And preferably unconcious.

 

Time and money?? My friend, my car is 100% stock performance wise. If someone can inform me how to change the bulbs on my mom's Civic, I will then dissapear. And o yea my ****ty Cadillac has standard features that probally just now are coming out on 06 Hondas, if they even have them yet. Not to mention leather seats which isn't even available on Civics.... So, please if you wish to insult my car, find a weak spot and exploit it, just don't toss around words.

Also the D-Series....is that some type of insult to the V-Series? Or do just not know your cars?

 

If I was uncousious then I wouldnt be able to...... perform.... and we dont want that now do we.

Berz out.