What is the strangest thing you have ever DONE in your car?
#41
10-17-2009 | 10:32 PM
Sir Banned-a-lot
Joined: Jan 2009
Posts: 2,602
From: Pittsburgh, PA
noooooooooooooooooooo trust, dont use airhorns
we bought an airhorn, we would pull up real slow at walmart when people were walking out and blast it. the one lady dropped her groceries so i got out, helped her pick them up and appologized, i felt so bad, but anyhow, we got sooo many people, then the cops shown up... got my name in the paper and eveything.. thank god the cop diddnt show up to court.
http://ujsportal.pacourts.us/DocketS...=NT-0000227-09
goto that link hahahaha funnyest cop experience i ever had
we bought an airhorn, we would pull up real slow at walmart when people were walking out and blast it. the one lady dropped her groceries so i got out, helped her pick them up and appologized, i felt so bad, but anyhow, we got sooo many people, then the cops shown up... got my name in the paper and eveything.. thank god the cop diddnt show up to court.
http://ujsportal.pacourts.us/DocketS...=NT-0000227-09
goto that link hahahaha funnyest cop experience i ever had
#45
10-18-2009 | 05:08 PM
we have done the rowing past slow people for a long time or when taking off from a light next to someone its hillarious to row.
we also honk to people on the right and then wave to imaginary people on the left or vice-versa
we also honk to people on the right and then wave to imaginary people on the left or vice-versa
#46
10-18-2009 | 05:28 PM
Chubby Chaser
Joined: Dec 2007
Posts: 4,679
From: whitwell,Tn 37397
stop at a red light and do the chinese fire drill and all get out of car run circles screaming then jump back in car light turns green and take off...lol its funny as hell.
everybody around is like WTF is going on????!!!!
everybody around is like WTF is going on????!!!!
#48
10-18-2009 | 07:36 PM
HCF Member
Joined: Jan 2008
Posts: 1,059
From: Oklahoma City
Get a britney spears CD. Jam it, LOUD. Windows down. When you come to a stop light, dance like a Fkn' retard. Pump the brakes if in an auto, to make the car bounce around. Very fun.
My buddies had gotten back from Iraq like 2 years ago. The hatch was still a D16 and in one piece < rip hatch >. My buddies were drunk, and I was driving them home. One needed to ****, So i told him to open the hatch and ****. I popped the hatch < joking >. Crazy SOB opens the hatch at 70mph and took a ****. lmfao.
Back in highschool I had a 2000 Silverado that was my baby. Payed more attention to the truck than any lady at the time. No scratches, PERFECT paint. No swirl marks, nothin wrong. Nothin. I was hanging out in front of a friends house, had 3 girls in the back of the truck ' tanning '. This S.O.B. drives around the corner and throws a rock at my truck. I remember yelling at the girls GET THE FK OUT. Got in the truck and reved it high, waiting on the girls. The second they got out, I slammed her into drive and took off. The guy had already passed the light, and the light turned red. I didn't give a flyin FK and ran it hardcore. My truck easily pulled him. I ended up on his passenger side, and remembered I had a gaspowered BB gun in the door. I pull this lil gun out, and aimed it at him. I've never seen such a hilarious ' oh **** ' face before, or since. Dude was trying to push is way out of his door. I shot all 15 shots, breaking his window and getting him in the face. I ended up passing him. The light up ahead was red, and he got behind me < seemingly trying to ram my truck > I slowed, and managed to turn right and merge perfectly with traffic. He, on the otherhand, almost hit 3 or 4 cars. Drove into oncoming traffic, and ended up jumping a curb and crashing 15 feet down into a pond being made. Good stuff.
I was drunk one night, and riding shotgun in my buddies foxbody stang. He had the glass top taken off, so i climbed out of it, and slid down thewindshield and sat on the hood of the car....ON THE HIGHWAY.
We would go offroading in my truck, and all come from the cab to the bed. When we needed to turn, I'd reach into the truck and turn the wheel. Otherwise we'd all be in the bed ghost ridin around Lake Draper.
More to come.
My buddies had gotten back from Iraq like 2 years ago. The hatch was still a D16 and in one piece < rip hatch >. My buddies were drunk, and I was driving them home. One needed to ****, So i told him to open the hatch and ****. I popped the hatch < joking >. Crazy SOB opens the hatch at 70mph and took a ****. lmfao.
Back in highschool I had a 2000 Silverado that was my baby. Payed more attention to the truck than any lady at the time. No scratches, PERFECT paint. No swirl marks, nothin wrong. Nothin. I was hanging out in front of a friends house, had 3 girls in the back of the truck ' tanning '. This S.O.B. drives around the corner and throws a rock at my truck. I remember yelling at the girls GET THE FK OUT. Got in the truck and reved it high, waiting on the girls. The second they got out, I slammed her into drive and took off. The guy had already passed the light, and the light turned red. I didn't give a flyin FK and ran it hardcore. My truck easily pulled him. I ended up on his passenger side, and remembered I had a gaspowered BB gun in the door. I pull this lil gun out, and aimed it at him. I've never seen such a hilarious ' oh **** ' face before, or since. Dude was trying to push is way out of his door. I shot all 15 shots, breaking his window and getting him in the face. I ended up passing him. The light up ahead was red, and he got behind me < seemingly trying to ram my truck > I slowed, and managed to turn right and merge perfectly with traffic. He, on the otherhand, almost hit 3 or 4 cars. Drove into oncoming traffic, and ended up jumping a curb and crashing 15 feet down into a pond being made. Good stuff.
I was drunk one night, and riding shotgun in my buddies foxbody stang. He had the glass top taken off, so i climbed out of it, and slid down thewindshield and sat on the hood of the car....ON THE HIGHWAY.
We would go offroading in my truck, and all come from the cab to the bed. When we needed to turn, I'd reach into the truck and turn the wheel. Otherwise we'd all be in the bed ghost ridin around Lake Draper.
More to come.
#49
10-18-2009 | 09:25 PM
Sir Banned-a-lot
Joined: Jan 2009
Posts: 2,602
From: Pittsburgh, PA
delinquet?? its called being bored on a weekend in highschool, its not like i shot someones window out and shot them in the face lol... even tho i prolly would too if someone threw a rock at my car and i had a bb gun at my door
#50
10-18-2009 | 10:22 PM
HCF Member
Joined: Jan 2008
Posts: 1,059
From: Oklahoma City
They don't call me The Punisher for no reason. lol. I've done WAY worse.
Fun thing - put a P.A. System in your car. Get a CD with cop sires. When those lil street racing bastards come flying past you, play the CD and jam the P.A. Priceless. * Warning, I do not advise such actions. Doing such is actually a felony act. I am not liable if you actually do this stunt * lol
Fun thing - put a P.A. System in your car. Get a CD with cop sires. When those lil street racing bastards come flying past you, play the CD and jam the P.A. Priceless. * Warning, I do not advise such actions. Doing such is actually a felony act. I am not liable if you actually do this stunt * lol