What is the strangest thing you have ever DONE in your car?
#12
07-14-2004 | 12:01 AM
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RE: What is the strangest thing you have ever DONE in your car?
Nah, I need my backseat for passengers when I go cruising.... and the parcel shelf holds on my 6x9's and neons.... Plus it hides the subs in the hatch from the view of the general theif ridden public masses... Did I mention I hate car theives??? well now you know 
Love to you all
DQ xxx
Love to you all
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ORIGINAL: malcolm
Surely the point of having a hatchback is so that you can take out the parcel shelf and drop the back seats??? Unless I'm missing something!
Surely the point of having a hatchback is so that you can take out the parcel shelf and drop the back seats??? Unless I'm missing something!
#13
07-14-2004 | 04:41 PM
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RE: What is the strangest thing you have ever DONE in your car?
i grew up in a small town, so we had to make up our own fun. we used to take my moms mini-van and steal the old truck tires from behind a tire shop and go hella fast down the backroads and throw them out the side door at mailboxes, it was hard as hell to hit them, but when you did, it totally destroyed them. hella fun, but hella dumb.
#15
10-15-2009 | 12:55 PM
Sir Banned-a-lot
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From: Pittsburgh, PA
i did a mix of some of these posts on here..
i got my friend to drive when i was drunk while me and another friend was in the back seat.. going down the highway at 80 in a 55, this dude kept riding our ***, he could pass but diddnt, so he popped the hatch, i lifted it up and we both mooned him, he swerved over and threw a pop bottle at my car and took off so we got a 2 liter of coke and whipped it thru his passenger window and it smacked him in the arm and flew everywhere, then my boy locked the brakes and we got off the next exit haha. that was great, i can just immagine someone doing that to me, lifting up the hatch at 80mph and mooning me lmao, i would prolly laugh to hard and wreck. it was hard to keep the hatch open tho.
these kids kept yellin at me when i drove by, they were on petal bikes. so we made it a point to keep riding by making fun of them. about 10 times riding bye, they tossed a rock at my car and took off running, it missed but it was still the point. i went to dollar general and got myself a 10 dollar supersoaker. 3 of us pissed in a 2 liter bottle, we added hot sauce and a full bottle of cheap *** womans perfume. we shook it up and put it in the squirt gun and wrapped the gun in a garbage bag so it wouldnt leak.. we rode around and couldnt find them. we knew they were like 14 and alot of the little kids would go under the railroad trussel to smoke without anyone seeing, so we walked above and looked down, they were there. we still had a 2 liter with a little in it so he stood on top with that, i went down with the squart gun... he dropped the 2 liter on them, they started running out and i squarted the **** out of them, they took off on their bikes and we took off in the civ and found em again and squarted em drive by style hahahaha, they prolly smelled for days!
prolly the best one yet. this old guy in my neighborhood always bitches at us for having "loud pieces of ****" and driving past his house at all hours of the night. dudes like all about usa, he said i need to get my jap POS out of his town and this and that.. so the one night im commikn home after skating and he ran out to my car and said if i ride bye with my loud exhaust again, he is gonna start putting nails on the road.. so heres what we did, my buddy got a lifted truck, he parked on the side of his house with the lights off and i was on the road, i revved my car untill he came out bitching and my buddy started doing dounuts in his yard tearing that **** upppp. he left my car and went to stand in front of the truck and my buddy whipped it sideways and smashed thru his mailbox nd we both took off. he parked his truck and got back in my car, we rode past again and the cops were there, he pointed at my car and the cop flagged me over, i said can i help you officer, he said yeah, i undrstand you were involved in an incodent that happened here. i was like no, this guy threatened to beat my car with a ball bat and put nails on the road because of my exhaust. i said i hate this exhaust, i bought the car like that and dont have the money to replace it, i said i cant stand cars that sound ike the fast and furious, i drove bye and seen a truck doing donuts in the yard and i laughed and left. i had nothing to do with it sir, he asked what kind it was, it was a f250 but i said it was an s10. it was in the paper and everything haha. it was funny as hell. dude hasnt said anything since.
i got my friend to drive when i was drunk while me and another friend was in the back seat.. going down the highway at 80 in a 55, this dude kept riding our ***, he could pass but diddnt, so he popped the hatch, i lifted it up and we both mooned him, he swerved over and threw a pop bottle at my car and took off so we got a 2 liter of coke and whipped it thru his passenger window and it smacked him in the arm and flew everywhere, then my boy locked the brakes and we got off the next exit haha. that was great, i can just immagine someone doing that to me, lifting up the hatch at 80mph and mooning me lmao, i would prolly laugh to hard and wreck. it was hard to keep the hatch open tho.
these kids kept yellin at me when i drove by, they were on petal bikes. so we made it a point to keep riding by making fun of them. about 10 times riding bye, they tossed a rock at my car and took off running, it missed but it was still the point. i went to dollar general and got myself a 10 dollar supersoaker. 3 of us pissed in a 2 liter bottle, we added hot sauce and a full bottle of cheap *** womans perfume. we shook it up and put it in the squirt gun and wrapped the gun in a garbage bag so it wouldnt leak.. we rode around and couldnt find them. we knew they were like 14 and alot of the little kids would go under the railroad trussel to smoke without anyone seeing, so we walked above and looked down, they were there. we still had a 2 liter with a little in it so he stood on top with that, i went down with the squart gun... he dropped the 2 liter on them, they started running out and i squarted the **** out of them, they took off on their bikes and we took off in the civ and found em again and squarted em drive by style hahahaha, they prolly smelled for days!
prolly the best one yet. this old guy in my neighborhood always bitches at us for having "loud pieces of ****" and driving past his house at all hours of the night. dudes like all about usa, he said i need to get my jap POS out of his town and this and that.. so the one night im commikn home after skating and he ran out to my car and said if i ride bye with my loud exhaust again, he is gonna start putting nails on the road.. so heres what we did, my buddy got a lifted truck, he parked on the side of his house with the lights off and i was on the road, i revved my car untill he came out bitching and my buddy started doing dounuts in his yard tearing that **** upppp. he left my car and went to stand in front of the truck and my buddy whipped it sideways and smashed thru his mailbox nd we both took off. he parked his truck and got back in my car, we rode past again and the cops were there, he pointed at my car and the cop flagged me over, i said can i help you officer, he said yeah, i undrstand you were involved in an incodent that happened here. i was like no, this guy threatened to beat my car with a ball bat and put nails on the road because of my exhaust. i said i hate this exhaust, i bought the car like that and dont have the money to replace it, i said i cant stand cars that sound ike the fast and furious, i drove bye and seen a truck doing donuts in the yard and i laughed and left. i had nothing to do with it sir, he asked what kind it was, it was a f250 but i said it was an s10. it was in the paper and everything haha. it was funny as hell. dude hasnt said anything since.
#16
10-15-2009 | 03:59 PM
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From: Pueblo, CO
lulz stifflersmom strikes agian :P
hmmmmm I used to drive with a full zip up skeleton suit..... covered my face and all... people would be like WTF when they saw me lol....
BTW: Naked Drive thru guy, you win :P
hmmmmm I used to drive with a full zip up skeleton suit..... covered my face and all... people would be like WTF when they saw me lol....
BTW: Naked Drive thru guy, you win :P
#17
10-15-2009 | 04:07 PM
Sir Banned-a-lot
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From: Pittsburgh, PA
lol i work at a haunted house, try driving home (45 minuts away) with gashes and wounds all over your face and arms covered in blood haha, its sooo funny. we make it a point to stare at cops hahahaha, im just waiting to get pulled over for it too haha
(that would suck cause my seatbelts dont work anymore)
(that would suck cause my seatbelts dont work anymore)
#20
10-15-2009 | 06:11 PM
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From: Susan Moore, AL
not too funny, but me and a buddy would come flying in to work over these hella speedbumps with our motox helmets on. keep in mind, 97 4 door salvage title non vtec automatic. with an exhaust leak. ahh, simple minds...