We're not crazy, This guy is!

 

that dude looks constipated

 

Apparently one of my trucks of nothing just got hit by CSI : Miami... What should I do guys I'm totally ****ed if they trace it back to me especially with Horatio on the case!

 

hopefully he doesnt call Gill Grissum (however you spell his dumbass name) to the case for backup

 

Well when they ask you what it is in your truck, just tell 'em the truth. Tell them it's nothing. Haha.

 

Steal Horatio's sunglasses. In order for him to solve a case he has to say a really bad line then put them on, then The Who start singing. So without the glasses, he will never solve the case!

Also, you guys should all invest in my new venture company.. What happens is you liquidate all your assets and then I take all your money and put it in a Swiss bank account, then I pay 14 year olds to follow you with camcorders and document your now homeless life. (since you sent me all your money)

I will make billions!

 

that one chick on csi is a fu*kin babe

Edit: for her age

 

I've gotz drift whistleezzz

 

If you can help with Horatio I'll give you all the Nothing you could ever dream of!

 

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