More like 95% of ALL drivers.

People need to learn how to use right-of-way, use their damn turn signals ("oh you mean this thing serves a purpose????" ), and not put people in danger by tailgating or pulling out in front of people.

What I find really annoying about these people is when you get to a stop sign after someone and they look at you like they have no idea what they are doing. They have no idea that it's their turn and then at the last moment when you decide you're not going to wait any longer to take your turn they finally decide to use theirs. The scariest feeling I get while driving happens when I see someone with that clueless look on their face and then I worry "oh sh*t what are they going to do"

 

+1! I live out in BFE, and hit at least 5 stop signs < depending which route I take home>. And there is ALWAYS that dumb bastard with the deer in the headlight look at an intersection. I've solved this situation in the easiest way ever. I flag them on. And if that does not work, I have a P.A. system hooked up to my CB. I TELL them to go ahead. Works wonders. =)

 

deer in the headlights look... priceless!
that describes it perfectly. you have made my day.

 

* bow * Your welcome sir. Your welcome indeed.
Its better than the ' my brains are up here * look some people give when being passed.

Before I get the question of, 'What?', I present to you:

 

Drunk friends that you have to babysit all night cause they will throw up and choke on their vomit, dumbasses. And alcohol in general. Now i see why they tried to outlaw it.

 

-People that think alcohol should be outlawed. That's a band-aid. If people learned to be responsible, it wouldn't be a problem. But no, it's the alcohol's fault, definitely not the fact that people can't be responsible with anything.

 

-God Dahmn street racers!
Some douchenozzles made me bicycle my friends truck. We are moving my buddy to a new pad, and as he drove his car, I drove his truck. I'm just chillin going down the road. I hear a rice can just screaming. As I get close to the intersection ahead, I notice two little rice **** easily at 100, coming my way. They are NOT going to stop. I slam the wheel far left and slide the intersection. Mid intersection was a nice little bump, put me on 2 wheels. Rice *** one passes me, hardly missing. Second rice *** jumps the curb on the right, and drives up the embankment and SLAMS into the top of the bridge.
Kid got pretty messed up. Dont know if he is alive to be honest. He slammed hard, at easily over 80. He was pretty messed up. People who saw the incident gave me major props for not flippin the truck. But I bent something. Truck has a small wobble at speed. Get to figure out what the hell messed up.

 

Dam punisher... **** that ish

 

-Pee-wee Herman being on the Jay Leno show. The clothing, the voice, the socks, the fac*puukkee*. Die please? I SAID PLEASE!
-My tire falling off my bike, mid jump. So I was downtown, OKC. Go ahead, google it. I'll give you a minute. Oh, your done. Alright. Well I was down there, in bricktown to be more precise. Go ahead, google it. I'll wait. Yeah, down there! On the canal, see it? Yyyeeaaahhh. There. I was on the mountain bike, doing my trials-style riding. I was on the canal itself, and went to jump up these large platforms that led up to the walkway above. I was on the 3rd of 5 steps, going to number 4. I see these cute lil ladies above, watching. So i feel the pressure. Not wanting to fall short, I jump as hard as I can, to impress ya dig. Little did I know, as soon as I got air the back tire came off. Not realizing what happened, I continued my trick. I slam the ground hard, and fall backwards due to missing tire. Bike moves to the right as I fall, forcing me DOWN the lovely platforms.
Moral of the story, check your nuts!

 

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