A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

- again this thread

-Canadian jokes. Apparently not that funny.

-people who keep complaining about a thread and yet they still insist on posting in it.

- people who dont even exist at all complaining about Admin post in a thread

an admins post*

-People who insist to argue even though I have a valid point. :D

- people who correct Admin post, when the Admin holds the magical ban stick!!!!

-People who don't have a fully built N/A H2B swap.
-Admins who have magical ban sticks. Mine's only made of Carbon Fiber and angry =[

- people who show aggression even though i still have a valid point. <3

- plastic "American" cheese... Ugh....Processed cheese is Sh!t.

-people who get angry about cheese

-people who get angry because admins have magical ban sticks and mods only have CF ban sticks

-People that leave out the fact that my ban stick is also made of angry :D

-Bagged milk. WTF Canada?

Bagged milk?

*ninja edit*

lawls I haven't seen those in about 15 years. Thanks for the laugh and the reminder.

-People that fail at ninja edits.

And no problem. Why that idea was ever thought of is beyond me, but then again, I don't know how canadians think :D

- people with shiny cars

-People with primered cars

--Window Lickin' Moderators

https://www.dailyhaha.com/_pics/monk...dow_licker.jpg
Found your pic. Its, uh, nice.

come on this picture is much better.
albeit poorly chopped
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the fact that i will never have sex with Jessica Alba

- the fact that under the poorly shopped photo of a dildo was yet another dildo. Actually I'm not that pissed it's rather funny to be honest.

--People having questionable pictures of other men. wtf is up with that?? SERIOUSLY?

the fact that this thread just took a really gay turn. that is funny though who is holding that hugemongous dildo ???

The 92-present Ford Taurus :mad: worst car i've ever driven/ridden, and i've driven quite few

monkeys that wear hard hats .

-Slow cars

-Slow cars that become slower and brake for no apparent reason then speed up yet still go slower then the " Posted Speed Limits " then brake again for no reason.

+1

Thats why man invented push rails for trucks. I dare people brake check me. =P

-people who slow down at green lights
-the smell within a 50' radius of Hollister
-bicyclists that dont ride on the shoulder
-Sex and the City
-drivers from Quebec
-the inefficiency of hack saws
-nickelback
-mushrooms are a felony
-when screws or bolts strip
-Charter Communications
-the movie Last Holiday
-God of War 3 is for ps3
-Mormons
-fake baseballs or bullet holes in windshields
-truck balls
-Orlando Bloom
-people who overcook pasta
-the word 'crotch'
-people that press their religion on me
-people who put spoilers and graphics on Neons
-people who own Neons

--Fawkin Noobs. That rubyruubes kid is a moron.

lol i agree wholeheartedly... thats why i've been doing my best to drive him off and lo and behold i have succeeded :D

You didn't succeed. I did. Mwahaha.
But I wasn't even trying. I was trying to be cool, for a minute. Then he tried to clown on my car? Ha! His stock 09 Civic has nothing on my fully customized '90. AND.. now that I've spoiled the build, pics to come. =)

-that genius Seph07 ;) one of his/her famous quotes

- People lighting fireworks on the 1st, 2nd, 3rd, 5th, and 6th of July.

-People that slam on the brakes when they see a cop, especially when that cop is on the other side of the road coming towards them. That cop can't tell if you're going 3 over when he's coming towards you.

-People, already going the speed limit, that hit the brakes when they see a cop shooting radar. Unless that cop is having a bad day or is just flat-out a dick, he's not going to come after you for going 5 over.

-People that slow down on 4-lane highways when a cop is traveling in their vicinity. That cop is probably doing 10-15 over the limit; he's not going to pull you over for doing 5 over, much less doing the limit.

-People that slow down to 5 below the limit on a 2-lane back road when there's a cop behind him/her. That cop isn't interested in pulling you over for some stupid thing; he or she just wants to get where he/she's heading or to continue his/her rounds. You're being annoying.

^ this is the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth

the fact that they want $700 dollars for 1994 acura legand head lights wtf!!!.

people who don't remove their listings from Craigslist after they sell their stuff :mad:

A few weeks back i was behind a state patrol on the highway, there was an SUV across the median speeding I guess so he decides to e brake it and slide over the whole median and chase it down. me and the car in front of me both came to a skidding stop trying to avoid the idiot.

Fukc that sh!t

rolling radar has been in cop cars for years now, they can shoot radar front, back, side to side all while they are moving themselves

way to fail chris, way to fail

-chicken breasts

- been given frozen chicken wings to put on the grill and excepted not to burn them