It was funny afterward, but it wasn't funny that I damn near **** myself when I was driving through a parking lot nice and calm, next thing I know I hear a loud bang and theres a kid on my hood. Scared the **** out of me.

 

when you are walking downtown and you walk across the 4 way stop and a woman tries to run over you.....i kicked her passenger door in ...

 

Walmart is where my friends and I go to laugh at people. If you stop and look around in ours atleast, you see some weird things.

 

http://peopleofwalmart.com/

 

Oh wow. I knew I wasnt the only one who saw that kind of stuff.

 

wow thats great never knew it existed ...lmfao

 

OMG That is just amazing bahahahahaha awesome site

 

-When your friend causes you to go over on your texts for the month. And not 20-30 texts over. Like 800+ texts over. You then tell said friend that you're $80 over on your texts, and tell him to cut that sh*t out (in kinder words). Then said friend continues to f*cking text you for stupid-a** reasons. This friend also has a history of retardedly long texts. Like "8 pages, each one continuing the d*mn story" long. Ones that make even the most dedicated users of text messages say "Ok, f*cker. You know what? Just f*cking call me. I'm tired of my phone going off every ten godd*mned seconds. I'd like to do ****, and that doesn't involve reading your f*cking life story." Look, man. I'm a dude. You're a dude. I don't give a flying f*ck in Argentina what happened to you today, unless it involves something awesome like velociraptors with jetpacks. Actually, I don't give a f*ck what unremarkable events happen to anyone on any given day. Let's face it... the only time you even pretend to care about someone's day is when how much you look like you care directly affects your chance of f*cking that person. Or maybe I'm just cold and cynical.

 

Trust - thank you for filling my day full of laughs. lol. Good job.

 

Bwahahahaha at Reaper, I didn't know people still used plans without unlimited texting