Then I don't understand why you are being summoned to court. Maybe they want you as a witness for the hit and run. Get that bastard to do time.

 

yea i think we are gonna be witnesses

 

Nothing special, Ibanez GRX40 electric and an Ibanez acoustic. Fender 212R 100w combo amp, a few pedals, but not much. I've been wanting an LP Studio for years, but I can't save $1300 for a guitar when there's all sorts of car parts to buy. I might end up picking up a Strat or something a little cheaper than an LP, but I don't know yet.


-When you have a can of lemonade sitting in the shop, and there's a bee flying around. You forget about the bee and you come back a half hour later to take a drink, and along with that drink comes a f*cking half-dead bee. The only thing that doesn't **** me off about that is that it was half-dead. Had it been more alive than half-dead (would that be more than half-dead or less than half dead? I would think the latter, but I'm not too sure. And if there's a fire and you add more fire, did you make the fire better or worse?), I'd have gotten stung. But with ninja-like reflexes I quickly spat the bee out and stomped the living sh*t out of it. Take that, bee. And let that bee (lol) a lesson to any other little winged f*cks that want to steal my beverages. I paid for it, not you. Go buy your f*cking own soda, bee. This one's mine.

 

watching car videos because you want to hear the purr of a v12 or v8 and they ****ing put music over it!

 

^ Agreed, but only when the music drowns out the engine. The ideal car video should have music, but toned down so you can hear the car itself, and no wind noise. That's a big pet peeve of mine... as soon as I hear wind noise, I'm done. I don't care if it's a video so awesome that simply watching it would make my eyeballs explode. That ish is getting closed out if I hear wind noise.

-When you're minding your own business in one of those one-person public restrooms, trying to beat your high score playing Call of Dookie, and you hear footsteps leading up to the door. You know you locked the door when you came in, but your heart f*cking always races when you hear those footsteps and hear the door handle jiggle a little. Being walked in on while dropping a fudge dragon is no fun, I went to college where roommates don't know to knock if the door is closed.

-When josh edits my post for spelling and I can't figure out what I misspelled.

 

i hate lot of thing but really hate bad drivers

 

-When you're driving through the Walmart parking lot, looking for a place to park. You're towards the front of the lot, and there's a mini-van in one of the handicap spots. You're right beside it, and all the sudden, out of the corner of your eye, you see a mini van getting closer. That is literally the fastest I've ever gone from 1st to reverse and backed up. I also came d*mn close to doing a burnout in reverse. Moral of the story: handicapped people should not be allowed to own cars, nor should they be given drivers' licenses. If you can't back out of a parking spot without coming inches away from someone's bumper, you shouldn't be driving.

 

-Driving through a WalMart parking lot, regardless of the reason. Most people on the road can't drive worth **** and don't belong behind the wheel. When you get a bunch of those people gathered in one large parking lot with small parking spaces, it is a very nerve-racking thing to drive through the parking lot constantly trying not to get hit.

 

- Driving through a WalMart parking lot going about 5mph, and some kid running across the parking lot behind cars, runs directly into my front passenger wheel. Causing him to go flying onto my hood.

 

How does that **** you off? If that happened to me, I'd be LOL'ing so f*cking hard I might **** myself. Yeah, you might need to detail your car afterward, but come on. That's hilarious.