-everyone on this forum, including myself b/c gene says i'm emo so it must be true

Wow what the f*ck. That's when I pull out my bat that i have in between my seat belt and center console.

Why do you need a bat?

Canadians have no use for a bat in there car :D

-canadians....cause they are real but they think they arent.

--people who think Canadians are real.

-people who automatically assume spray-painting is bad because of all the 16yo's that don't know what they're doing and do terrible jobs

-people that have no ability to spray paint and make it look good

-people that apparently don't realize how bada** I am with a rattlecan

-Canada

-people with monster truck height mustangs

Because It shuts people up real quick who are either tailgating you or trying to tell you off.

-Americans, even though I'm one of them.

-canadians who try to cover up being canadians by saying they are americans

--People who cry over what I hate.

Get you a https://z.about.com/d/homerepair/1/0/s/-/-/-/hammer.jpg, some http://www.jida-metal.com/UploadFile...6154031638.jpg, and some http://www.falconlumber.com/images-f...d3-cropped.jpg. NOW, build me a bridge and get over it.

=P

-people that complain about my mustang's ride height but won't give me the $3,500 to do the suspension work

- people who spend $3500 on suspension work, for ANY vehicle that doesnt go 200MPH

-People who play COD4 on PS3.

Skinny f**ers that are under 300 and worry about my weight when they walk into the same rest. I'm in. Then say if you don't like something don't watch it. Don't f**cking worry about my weight when your cholesterol is higher than mine.

lol wut

^ I think hes fat. haha

-people that don't understand how much of a difference fully built suspension makes on a car

-people that have no clue whatsoever of what I plan on doing suspension-wise and make assumptions about it

-fatties

- skinny fuсkers

- people


- cats

+1 ..cats..

-ppl who hate cates
-fat ppl who bitch about the skinnies making fun of them cause theyre fat.




youre fat

- people who cant spell

-people who hate cats

-dogs. They're nature's retard, end of story. I'm not saying they aren't intelligent animals, they're just a little... special.

I was wondering when someone would say this. Dogs are stupid as f*ck... why do people hate cats?

- people who dont understand why people hate cats

-people who are pissed off by people who don't understand why people hate cats.

-people who fail to admit cats are the best animals ever

-people who don't like to work for a pet's affection

-people who are apparently insecure since they need a dog that borderline has a panic attack every time you leave the room for more than 3 seconds. If you need that much love and affection, you apparently don't have a whole h*** of a lot going for you.

-guys who get big "manly" dogs. Compensating for something? Get a boxer. They're not big dogs, but they sure are bada** (for a retard that is)


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- people who rant by continuing the rant of the person before them

-ppl who make fun of me for spelling something incorrectly because i type like a spaz

-People who got touched by Micheal in so many ways











What? Was that too early?

-people who don't specify which rant they're b***hing about.

- Chris and Josh. Both are gay and too skinny, one is emo and the other drives a Rustang.

- college placement test

not for me, they let me skip half my core classes.

- people who brag about being smart and skipping past class'

-people that are jealous

- people who point out other peoples jealousy

-people that drag stuff out too far

-people that think drag racing is the only form of racing
-people that think drag racing is better than open track
-people obsessed with roll races (AKA "who cares about driver ability" races)