Girls that put guys in "no win" scenarios and make us lie. Do you think I'm fat? There's no right answer for that. Say no and they still say they're fat. Say yes and for some reason they get mad :D


The self-esteem thing accurately describes every single one of my ex's though.

We put you guys in a "no-win" situation to see if you'll lie to us :) We're secretly testing you!!

I'll admit it I have self esteem issues but usually during that time of month due to bloating and hormones raging. :)

-- it pissed me off this weekend watching a 7 yr old chase a goose around who had a broken wing... He was in serious need of ass whoopin

you now have a user title :D

OMGGG hahahahah Thanks JP :) I LOL'd!!!!

friends zone /

pushy dudes.

I hate when girls dont tell you they are on their period, some will tell me and shoot all goes fine, I am extra nice for a week and dont joke around. But the ones who dont tell me....... I am my normal sarcastic ass self and period = /relationship everytime lmao

the "I just wanna be friends" line

People who play mind games and "test" you just to see what you would do in that situation.

+1 to what reaper said, but I had to fix't it just a little.

Yup... pretty much sums it up.

ROTFL! I can haz user title, too?



-People that mis-use the word ignorant.

Agreed on the people that over/misuse the word "ignorant". Most people use the word "ignorant" when "a douchebag" would be more appropriate.

And +1 to people that play mind games and "test" people. It's not a godd*mned test if I don't know I'm taking it. That's why I always return the favor, especially with the door test. I also purposely fail every "test" I know I'm given; if they're going to "test" me, they're not worth keeping.

this OMFG RAGEEEEEEEE!!!!!! :mad::mad::mad::mad:

ROFLLMFAOO @ cvcrcr99 user title

hahahha

It pisses me off when people generalize like "you people" or "white people" or "black people" just because one person effd up doesnt mean we all did so suck it

I forgot to post this yesterday... I HATE CINCO DE MAYO!!! In denver it gets soo horrible. We already have some of the worst traffic in the US and then all these fools have to come crowd it some more. Yesterday I was trying to get somewhere and they shut down 3 streets i needed to go through. I ended up having to go to another town and go around just to get to a place that was a mile away. NOT EVEN JOKING

when people eat my effn cereal... I mean there are 385735803 other boxes of cereal why do you have to eat mine...

jesus.

Why does Jesus piss you off?

-People who don't know where apostrophes are supposed to go. :D

i hate when you people get like this

ughhh "you people" wtf...

and I dont hate jesus haha my bad chris!!!

it pisses me off i have to get out bed every morning at 5 am gahh

-When people use the phrase "it's physics" to describe something that's inevitable. 99% of the time, what they're discussing has nothing to do with physics. If you're discussing the coefficient of friction, yes, that's physics. If you're discussing why Jeff is going to spill his beer, it's not.

when your on the phone w/ someone and they proceed to txt ppl all up in your ear...

-When people start turn on their turn signals as they start turning. It's a little too late for that, don't you think?

-(not as bad) when people use their turn signals while in a turn-only lane. You're giving me no new information; I already know you're turning, so whatever.

-BMW drivers. One day I'll buy a junkyard BMW turn signal and put it on Craigslist as "like new-never used!"

-People that weave traffic. Congratulations, you got where you were going three seconds faster. That's definitely worth the increased risk of causing an accident.

-People that stop behind you at the last second at red lights. I wouldn't mind so much if everyone had insurance, but there's so many dumbf*cks that don't have insurance I freak out when someone does this to me.

-Anti-gun nuts. Firearms kill people. So do wood chippers, knives, cars, animals, large falls, heavy objects, and sudden deceleration, to name a few. Should we ban those too?

-People that try to incorporate religion into everything. I wouldn't mind it if it weren't so obnoxious

-People that try to discuss religion. You believe what you believe, I believe what I believe. I don't discuss religion with my parents, why would I discuss it with someone else?

-People that try to discuss politics with me. I. Don't. Care. Power corrupts, the system is flawed, and the constitution means nothing anymore. Why should I care?

-People that point out the obvious dangers of certain things (ie, energy drinks, smoking, etc). Everyone knows and they have a choice. Don't try to influence my choice as it will just make me want to introduce my fist to your face.

-Inconsiderate roommates

-People that are serious all the time. Relax, your first act in this world was crying, covered in blood and naked; why try to save face now?

-People willing to give up their rights in the name of "safety". Do you feel safer now that big brother knows all? I sure don't.

-People that think "stance" means how a car looks. "Stance" describes how the car sits; ie, ride height and wheel fitment. Stop being ignorant.

-People that call magazines "clips". It's not correct, not even a little. It wouldn't bug me so much if it was out of pure ignorance, but it's just out of stubbornness. You can correct someone on the issue and you usually get "my father called them 'clips' in the military", which just means you're father was issued an ancient long gun or he's just as stubborn and wrong as you.

Need I say more?

Gene, how often do I slip on grammar, specifically, contractions? I think one time in at least five years isn't bad. Besides, it probably wouldn't have happened had I not been switching between several windows and watching TV while typing that :D

So are you adding "Gene" to the things that piss you off list?

Nah, it's in your nature and I can't blame you for that :D

Besides, the mistake was mine and I honestly don't know how the hell I managed to do that.

people who make sorry excuses for their **** ups

-People who can't read.

Besides, if I was that worried about having slipped on grammar, I'd have edited my post. I'm an admin; it doesn't show edit tags when I edit one of my own posts. As for Gene's quote, well, you can modify text within quote tags while posting, so there wouldn't be any real proof that I had actually used the contraction "you're" instead of the possessive "your".

-this thread

*unsubscribed*

Totally know what u mean and i do too :) and the windshied spray nozzles. My far right one is set to spray completely above my car and nail any retarded tailgater. :)

Can u say WIN! :D and not all civics are ricers. get used to it. just cause we didnt pay $50,000 for our car doesnt mean its slow. :)

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Pringles.

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Seriously? Not even cool.

Life.

I can't stand this area anymore. I can't stand this stress anymore. I am about to say **** it all and move to Washington state this summer just to be away from everything. Everything that has gone wrong. I wish I could buy myself a new, more successful, less stressful life. Being 25 and having a mental break down isn't good I assume.

/random generic ****-the-world vent

I am sure there will be more soon to come.

EDIT - Let's see this thread become active again. I am sure I am not the only one hating most everything ;)

Sunroofs. Yeah, they're great to have. They're not so great to try to fix under warranty.

All I have to say;

I hate thieves. If you are a thief, go die. Thank you

^This

lol all my family lives in Florida, i moved to BFE in the mountains of Tennesse and its very peaceful now.

Jailbroken Iphone 4 freezing and shutting off. Only happened once and I just got the phone back up and running after like 2 days of playing with it. DFU mode is a bitch to get into, too.

Stupid tethered IOS 5 boots...Can't wait until I can find an untethered update.

1. things used by the general public that are designed to be more convenient for the company mantaining them rather than for the people that actually use them. EX: Mcdonalds is starting to no longer have paper towels in the bathrooms and only has those stupid blow drying things that couldn't dry ice. I just say screw it and just use their toilet paper to whipe my hands...that'll teach them.

2. forgetting to turn off the emergency brake because the only warning is a small light on the dash right next to the seat belt light and honestly who ever pays attention to that anyway?

3. urethane window weld - super sticky, cancer...FUN

4. going to use a public toilet only to find that the last person who used it was a sh!t flinging orangutan.

5. prequels...as of today i can't name a good one.

6. automatic flushing toilets...i'll flush when i'm good and ready thank you very much. why don't you make an ass whiping machine while you're at it? also if you are too lazy to press a handle you must be in a coma.

That's a good one. If I shift or something while sitting, it'll flush automatically. And then flush again once I get up. People must think I am conducting mid-way flushes.

-People who don't flush the toilet. Hell, it should be second nature by now.

Plastic clips when it freakin freezing out.

New years. January is g@y.

With the wind chill, the high was ~19° F today. Lulz. My car LOVES this. You know... not wanting to stay on until I manage to get it warmed up. Much fun