D'oh! I failed you Brick!

And yes, was worth commending me on. I laugh every time I see it.

Thing that pisses the GF off-when I visit her. I spend more time on this site then I do to her. Haha. She says its my "porn"

Ugh.... Just went off on some chick I was texting...

ME: What you doin
Her: Racing Down Northern :D
ME: Wow your gay, what faggot are you racing?
Her: Theres a bunch of people
ME: Your ****in gay. go kill yorself. Buhbye FAG.



haha

Hmm... That might explane why you are having trouble with women...

that ends up in a lonely, lonely bed.

-people who text and race down northern AT THE SAME TIME
-the guy(s) who jacked punisher's civic...may the die in agony

Well. If he had been nicer about it. He may have gotten laid. She would have thought "awww he cares about my safey. Let me go give nike some head. "

But look at it this way... he's saving a ton of money :D

-when you've been awake since 1:00pm yesterday, had a mandatory meeting at work at 9:30pm last night, had to work 11pm-7am, and then are asked to stay over into the next shift because everyone called in sick.

-when you're also sick with the same virus everyone called in about

fml

bahahahha i having no problem with women that was some annoying chick who I use as a bootycall.... spent another couple of hours talking ish last night to her.... she was trying to argue how much spoilers help and what not.... i went off.

Ef that b!tch lol

-When you're in an hour long meeting, giving a presentation, and someone comes in half way through and asks you straight out if you can start over because they missed the first part.

-When our coke machine is broken so I paid for a warm Dr Pepper.

-How our company has no AUP for our computers, so I'm stuck spending 75% of my time cleaning the same viruses/spyware off the same user's computer because they go home and surf porn, knowing I'm not allowed to do jack **** about it.

ahhh.. ima cry. Keep referencing the hatch. =(
Everyone come to Oklahoma City, and lets search for my hatch.
ugghh

Yo. "Chris brown" that bitch. LMAO

-people that think spoilers do any good in a straight line

That when I drive, i have to duck my head down to check my speed because the combination of the height i like my steering wheel at + how tall my body is = the top of the steering wheel blocking my view of 30-70 mph on the cluster.:mad:

they do actually do good in a straight line, when you have a something like a 500whp vehicle though not a 125whp fwd vehicle

--that darn fly. I fall for it every time. I was just eating cheeto's... so now i get to clean the screen.
Yew Saawwwwkkkk!

I was talking about the girl Nike was talking about. I'm willing to bet her car is fwd and under 250whp.

-People (even those with cars that could benefit from it) that have a spoiler. And just a spoiler. Because, you know... aerodynamic and downforce-producing mods don't have to be balanced out from the front of the car to the back or anything :rolleyes:

I WIN

o I didnt read back, just read your post

No probs :D


-the fact that I can't stop eating this day-old popcorn sitting next to me. So... good... can't... stop eating.

-My hips. After standing up all day, I can now barely walk. Old people hips at age 20 ftl.

She drives a saturn ion i believe its a 2000 but not sure

She's got a real demon of a car then. 140bhp... bet she needs drag radials just to get traction on the streets, huh? And she definitely needs a spoiler to keep that back end planted while going 170 bajillion miles per hour. Bet she gets there from a dead stop in under 10 seconds, too.


-The fact that I forgot what I was going to post in this thread... had a good one, too >=/

I REMEMBERED IT!!!! :D


-that every time I see "User CP" my mind immediately goes to:

http://assets.knowyourmeme.com/i/38/...l/pedobear.jpg

All CP are belong to pedobear.



I've been on the internet way too long :D

When you see a post on craigslist and that ends up to be like 2 hours away. (Ex. I saw a C.F hood 150 for a Civic in "Balitmore" so I asked the guy where in "Baltimore" are you? "Oh I'm not in Balitmore I'm in Port Deposit" aka 2 hours from me. Too far and wouldn't fit my Civic, it was for a 98).

When you see a deal that you can't pass up (ITR sway bar for 75 with end links) but you dont have the money to buy it.

When it rains right after you wash your car.

This is the story of my life.


-How you always find the best deals when you're broke. But when you have the money, whatever you're looking for is always expensive as h*ll.

When you're stuck without any internet for a few days, and you can think of all the things you want to download, upgrade, research etc, and then when you finally do get your internet back, and you just wind up watching stupid Youtube videos all day.

-Grammatically correct but overly long sentences.

-Grammatically incorrect run-on sentences with no punctuation to speak of whatsoever. (No one in here that I can think of... I just hate it when I'm reading through a thread and I come across a post by someone who's evidently never spent time in a classroom.)

-LOF's on boxer engines; more specifically, getting the new oil filter on. Hey, I have an idea! Let's tuck the filter way up in the bay and have whoever services the car have to reach up there and stick their hand in a hole barely bigger than their hand all the while having their hand surrounded by a hot exhaust Y-pipe! Great idea, Subaru engineers. Jacka**es.

-People who drop a bolt while assembling a short-block and quit looking for it before they find it. Good job. Sometimes it works out; other times it ends up in an intake port jammed below the valve holding the valve closed (in some cases miraculously not damaging anything). Oh, and while you're at it, why don't you use an air ratchet and really crank down on the valve cover bolts? I mean, it's only an aluminum head; it's not like you'll strip out four of the five bolt holes.

-when people ask why I have a viper in my sig

-idiot drivers that change lanes at the last second to take the exit or to go on a different highway.(you know where you need to go, get in that lane early, don't be stupid and end up in the middle where there's no road 5 feet ahead.)

-when people want to talk football like they know something, but when I mention my cowboys somehow all the faults of the TEAM are Romo's.

- Dodge Vipers

Most likely those people on the highway are passing through and probably don't know where they are, or where they are going etc etc.

-People who like the Dallas Cowboys (Philly Eagles FTW)

- Web based Yahoo Mail.

- People Who Like The Raiders, I Mean CMON You In Colorado! :P

-Honda Civics, all generations

- people who put their chassis code in their user name

Yeah man, I know what you mean, kinda gay of someone to do such a thing.


Speaking of which, Can I change it? Or have I not reached a certain number of posts til it can be changed?

we only allow user name changes under certain circumstances.

I was only joking anyway lol

Any person that does not like the red sox,pats,revolution,celtics, and bruins. Boston is where its at----city of champs

pretty sure pittsburgh is the city of champs but i also agree with you on this excluding the bruins

-People who get almost all the way out of the lane while slowing down for a right hand turn and quickly swerve back into the lane (at that slow speed they were going when they were about to turn) at the last second because it was the wrong street. Almost plowed right into the back of someone today because of that. Go back to NY you f*cking tourist!

-People who call their car a "whip" and are totally serious about using that word to describe their car.

-People who like the Patriots and that cheater Bill Belichick. F-ing scum

-People who like teams that can only win an NBA title by indirectly buying it. lol

rockies yo :d