ORIGINAL: andryuha

how old are you? I don't mean to be a jackass, but here are a few tips that you could probably use (bold parts apply to you):

1) Supply and demand - this is the most basic economic prinicipal in the world and it applies to dating. I think a lot of guys fall into the friendzone by trying too hard.

2) Women want sex just as bad as men - we just need to give them a reason. Don't believe me? Pick up a Cosmo magazine...it's 450 pages of tampon ads and how to have sex and not feel like a *****

3) Women change. Daily. Little miss perfect might dig your car now but after dropping a few buck into it her opinion will change. The amount of money and time you spend on other things is inversly proportional to how much she'll like them

4) If you are under 25 there is no reason to have a girlfriend. Period.

5) Between 21 and 24 just treat them like jerks. Your gut says that the guy that remembers her birthday and sends flowers will get her. Not true. The guy that is a total *** will. I can't explain it and given all the time and scientists MIT has to offer they can't either. These relationships usually last 3 months but played correctly can lead to you getting her to seriously compromise her morals.

6) The words "I'm recently divorced" + alcohol = you getting laid. There is not an easier woman in the world than the 25-35 yr old woman that got divorced less than 6 months ago. Word of caution - do NOT go back to your place or give her your number. Pump and dump only.

7) They are all crazy...it just verys by degree.

8) If she'll do **** she'll do anything.

9) It's never her first time for *insert sexual experiance here*

10) Learn how to perform oral sex. It's an art and learning such will give you the keys to the kingdom

11) Never spend more than $100 on dinner. One, it won't get you laid and two if you're already getting laid why bother? skip to 12 if you disagree

12) A woman makes her mind up in the first 15 seconds of meeting you if she'll sleep with you or not. If you become friend you're not getting laid period. Even if she hates you you still have a chance to get laid. I've seen this many times with my own eyes and yeah alcohol has been involved but once you become friend forget it

13) Dogs are mans best friend because women can't resist them. A dog won't EVER **** block you either. He's the perfect wing man

14) The best time to get laid is in college. Don't remotely expect the same amount of action post college.

15) You're fat, ugly, and broke? Learn how to play guitar.