Roast Thread
#511
RE: Roast Thread
ORIGINAL: my_hidden_romance
kim possible is ok.. but spongebob gets you *****.. now as for what happened with my girl last night... considering i have about 15 girls i call my girl right now... if u only hit one.. thats fine.....
and really gawdddddd who the **** drives a purple civic.. i mean... i could see remmy or forty... but i think daryl has some ***** to be proud of it
kim possible is ok.. but spongebob gets you *****.. now as for what happened with my girl last night... considering i have about 15 girls i call my girl right now... if u only hit one.. thats fine.....
and really gawdddddd who the **** drives a purple civic.. i mean... i could see remmy or forty... but i think daryl has some ***** to be proud of it
edit:Please try and not use profanity
#512
RE: Roast Thread
ok soo trav hasss to tell me at 2 am that he made a kick *** roast thread... i dont see it happening... firk. im getting a car.. just hold ur horses.....
ak- stop breaking the oompa loompas..
agent... get a life.. and a job...
05- we all know you really are...paul walker..
honda racer- the term special olympics comes to mind when i think of ur sn
agent+honda racer... the only thing between you 2 is.. well.. maybe a few inches..and slight resemblence of a fridge...but more polite when u take the meat out...
and.. if u wanna see some of the girls i work with pm me..and ill send you myspace links... or you can come visit me... half the chicas i know are away for the summer..but will be back aug 25th!
ak- stop breaking the oompa loompas..
agent... get a life.. and a job...
05- we all know you really are...paul walker..
honda racer- the term special olympics comes to mind when i think of ur sn
agent+honda racer... the only thing between you 2 is.. well.. maybe a few inches..and slight resemblence of a fridge...but more polite when u take the meat out...
and.. if u wanna see some of the girls i work with pm me..and ill send you myspace links... or you can come visit me... half the chicas i know are away for the summer..but will be back aug 25th!
#514
RE: Roast Thread
dont talk about my momma.... you drive a civic that you bought orange and blue.. matchbox car from the cereal box of rice flakes..... generic brand!.......its 2am.. does ur mommy know your up... maybe i should tell her..since shes sitting here
#515
RE: Roast Thread
jono1531: done:-)
makemyday7590: ok
jono1531: :-D
jono1531: i pwn
makemyday7590: i pwn your mom
jono1531: my moms 41... hahaha i have no bed time and fyi... i'm in texas so is my mom, your in PA... impossible in 1 minute especailly for my mom... oh and it's 1 here not 2
makemyday7590: ok
jono1531: :-D
jono1531: i pwn
makemyday7590: i pwn your mom
jono1531: my moms 41... hahaha i have no bed time and fyi... i'm in texas so is my mom, your in PA... impossible in 1 minute especailly for my mom... oh and it's 1 here not 2
#516
RE: Roast Thread
jono1531 (2:06:25 AM): done:-)
makemyday7590 (2:06:29 AM): ok
jono1531 (2:08:19 AM): :-D
jono1531 (2:08:22 AM): i pwn
makemyday7590 (2:08:31 AM): i pwn your mom
jono1531 (2:08:55 AM): my moms 41
makemyday7590 (2:09:13 AM): sooo
makemyday7590 (2:09:14 AM): lol
jono1531 (2:09:52 AM): isnt it past ur bed time?
makemyday7590 (2:10:01 AM): yup
makemyday7590 (2:10:02 AM): no
makemyday7590 (2:10:04 AM): lol
jono1531 (2:10:10 AM): u sure?
jono1531 (2:10:20 AM): u seem.. confused
makemyday7590 (2:10:42 AM): shut up
makemyday7590 (2:10:43 AM): lol
dont change things from convos
your mom could be to ur house in 15 mins if she would take ur civic... that wing could fly her here..looks like you need one for ur front bumper... i know ur afraid of water.. but dang dont be driving ur civic if theres 8 inches of water on the road..
makemyday7590 (2:06:29 AM): ok
jono1531 (2:08:19 AM): :-D
jono1531 (2:08:22 AM): i pwn
makemyday7590 (2:08:31 AM): i pwn your mom
jono1531 (2:08:55 AM): my moms 41
makemyday7590 (2:09:13 AM): sooo
makemyday7590 (2:09:14 AM): lol
jono1531 (2:09:52 AM): isnt it past ur bed time?
makemyday7590 (2:10:01 AM): yup
makemyday7590 (2:10:02 AM): no
makemyday7590 (2:10:04 AM): lol
jono1531 (2:10:10 AM): u sure?
jono1531 (2:10:20 AM): u seem.. confused
makemyday7590 (2:10:42 AM): shut up
makemyday7590 (2:10:43 AM): lol
dont change things from convos
your mom could be to ur house in 15 mins if she would take ur civic... that wing could fly her here..looks like you need one for ur front bumper... i know ur afraid of water.. but dang dont be driving ur civic if theres 8 inches of water on the road..
#518
RE: Roast Thread
i was giving it the benefit of having the 2 tone color.. with the blue metallic.. it could be faster then the speed of light... i mean and im sure u have someee sticker on it someeeee where.. that you could claim a gazillion horsepower/jet engines
#519
RE: Roast Thread
no stickers for me, just a nice paint job as for you... a pt fagger what the hell's with that.. you suck at life, thanks for playing... that's y you drove 3 hr's to a car that got sold hahaha, again you suck at life
#520
RE: Roast Thread
but i still enjoyed the drive... and i go to play road games with a girl from new jersey.. soo it wasnt a bad trip at all...ur just jealous cause a pt cruizer can lay out 180 hp stock..and then 230 with the stock turbo/auto tranny... and a stock 5 speed with the turbo set up can pus 260 nothing else.. ... i think my minivan can kill ur civic stock.... cause i dont think street racing is fair if u take off in to the sky..