This is so true its f'n rediculous. Reading it got me all fired up but its good fact.

http://www.thebestpageintheuniverse....i?u=lyingbitch

 

excellent post...

but i have passed out my share of lies in my day...hey younger guys...when you go to college...work this one..

"i..i, dont mean to be mushy, but, i believe in fate, and love at first site...and when i first saw you, i knew that you were the girl i was meant to be with"....

TONIGHT!!

that one worked nicely...

also, when girls ask if you have a condom dont excitedly answer "yes!"..say something like "no, because i dont realy go out looking for one night stands, but i know that with you, it is so much more than that"...

or if youre REALLY confident...walk her home, and give her a kiss on the cheek and ask if you can call her tomorrow, even if her body language is saying "take me to my room and give me a reason to walk funny"...if she says something like "but dont you wannt come upstairs?" feed her some line about how you wouldnt want her to think that sex is why you walked her home..that you really like her...you think shes special...

these work especially nice if you know that the girl in question has recently lost weight, or maybe had a growth of some sort removed...

i think that my girlfriend is the greatest, but college was a blast...

 

damn i hate this firewall at work "this web site has been filter because it is labeled 'tasteless' " hahahaha

 

yea... it is sort of tateless.

 

one of the funniest things i have heard today

 

Yeah, I can't see it either...but if we're talking about deceit, a girl who I had two dates and scored asked me to define our relationship. I was like in my mind, oh man, what relationship. So I said what my older brother one time told a girl who asked the same question..."Our relationship is between friendship and dating."

What's funny is that she fell for it...She was like "oh okay, I just wanted to know" then we did it in her room...

 

I woudl copy and paste the text but it wouldnt be 100% appropriate for the site.

 

hahaha CLASSIC!!!!


But don't forget the "You know what you did" lie. Actually it's not a lie , she just doesn't know what the hell you did but she's certain you're stupid enough to confess to something. Admit nothing. Deny everything. She wouldn't say, "You know what you did..." if she knew

 

gees I never knew guys had it so bad, I guess just like us gals go for the wrong men you guys must go for the wrong women.
I am amazed at how many nice guys are stuck on real b*****s. Unfortunate for them.
The web site is hilarious I like his take on new cars, and his girlfriend changing the oil, lol.

 

i was in the middle of class when i read that and stoped the teacher because of my laughing