The Import Driver
#11
10-15-2006 | 12:22 AM
Joined: Sep 2006
Posts: 597
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RE: The Import Driver
ORIGINAL: SoCaL.rider
Alright, I'm a little tipsy...but here is my version
The Import Driver:
Twas last friday night and caught at the light,
Was a domestic V8 and no cops in sight,
I will win, I will win, I will win with this small motor,
To beat this damn Mustang, with its warped rotors,
As the light turns green and I pull like no joke,
The Mustang still sitting in clouds of tire smoke,
Now Smasher, now Rev-ver, now Stroker, now Blitzin,
These are the names of my four VTEC pistons,
Racing ahead I'm the star of the action,
But I know the race will be tight when he finally gains traction,
Grabbing second, I hear the blow off valve sing,
My mirror is blocked by my sexy *** wing,
I now hear the roar of the heavy monster gaining,
Now all I can do is deliver this four-banger spanking,
In a second, the shock wave hits with a blast,
As this ego boosted car creeps on my ***,
Don't bother with third, cause now it's too late,
This loser turned right, instead of going straight,
Wondering why this guy even tried,
I know this bitch, went home and cried,
I wonder how much gas this guy just spent,
Or when he races, if he worries about making rent,
Can’t believe this guy pussed out, and turned right
With my new mods tomorrow…$hit I’ll take flight.
Alright, I'm a little tipsy...but here is my version
The Import Driver:
Twas last friday night and caught at the light,
Was a domestic V8 and no cops in sight,
I will win, I will win, I will win with this small motor,
To beat this damn Mustang, with its warped rotors,
As the light turns green and I pull like no joke,
The Mustang still sitting in clouds of tire smoke,
Now Smasher, now Rev-ver, now Stroker, now Blitzin,
These are the names of my four VTEC pistons,
Racing ahead I'm the star of the action,
But I know the race will be tight when he finally gains traction,
Grabbing second, I hear the blow off valve sing,
My mirror is blocked by my sexy *** wing,
I now hear the roar of the heavy monster gaining,
Now all I can do is deliver this four-banger spanking,
In a second, the shock wave hits with a blast,
As this ego boosted car creeps on my ***,
Don't bother with third, cause now it's too late,
This loser turned right, instead of going straight,
Wondering why this guy even tried,
I know this bitch, went home and cried,
I wonder how much gas this guy just spent,
Or when he races, if he worries about making rent,
Can’t believe this guy pussed out, and turned right
With my new mods tomorrow…$hit I’ll take flight.
#15
10-15-2006 | 10:30 PM
HCF Member
Joined: Feb 2005
Posts: 7,168
From: Jersey
RE: The Import Driver
MY Drunk Version.
Twas last friday night and caught at the light,
Was a domestic V8 and no cops in sight,
I'll win no problem even with my single slammer,
Hes driving a mustang, He MUST be hammered,
The light turns green, I launch like no joke,
The Mustang's still sitting in clounds of MY smoke,
Now Smasher, now Rev-ver, now Stroker, now Blitzin,
These are the names of my forged, vtec pistons,
Boosting like crazy,I'm the star of attraction
All I can hear is the rustang missing traction,
Slamming the gears, my BOV screams,
My vision is glared, by the stangs' headlights beams,
His charger is whining, didnt sound too bad,
My ball beaing turbo was giving all it had,
In a second, the shock wave hits with a blast,
As this Stang tries to creep up on my ***,
Don't bother with third, cause now it's too late,
Im at 15 lbs, and were going straight
Now for the most part, Hondas are slow,
But, This little race shows a few have some go.
Twas last friday night and caught at the light,
Was a domestic V8 and no cops in sight,
I'll win no problem even with my single slammer,
Hes driving a mustang, He MUST be hammered,
The light turns green, I launch like no joke,
The Mustang's still sitting in clounds of MY smoke,
Now Smasher, now Rev-ver, now Stroker, now Blitzin,
These are the names of my forged, vtec pistons,
Boosting like crazy,I'm the star of attraction
All I can hear is the rustang missing traction,
Slamming the gears, my BOV screams,
My vision is glared, by the stangs' headlights beams,
His charger is whining, didnt sound too bad,
My ball beaing turbo was giving all it had,
In a second, the shock wave hits with a blast,
As this Stang tries to creep up on my ***,
Don't bother with third, cause now it's too late,
Im at 15 lbs, and were going straight
Now for the most part, Hondas are slow,
But, This little race shows a few have some go.
#16
10-16-2006 | 12:59 AM
HCF Member
Joined: Jun 2006
Posts: 4,396
From:
RE: The Import Driver
ORIGINAL: Pete
MY Drunk Version.
Twas last friday night and caught at the light,
Was a domestic V8 and no cops in sight,
I'll win no problem even with my single slammer,
Hes driving a mustang, He MUST be hammered,
The light turns green, I launch like no joke,
The Mustang's still sitting in clounds of MY smoke,
Now Smasher, now Rev-ver, now Stroker, now Blitzin,
These are the names of my forged, vtec pistons,
Boosting like crazy,I'm the star of attraction
All I can hear is the rustang missing traction,
Slamming the gears, my BOV screams,
My vision is glared, by the stangs' headlights beams,
His charger is whining, didnt sound too bad,
My ball beaing turbo was giving all it had,
In a second, the shock wave hits with a blast,
As this Stang tries to creep up on my ***,
Don't bother with third, cause now it's too late,
Im at 15 lbs, and were going straight
Now for the most part, Hondas are slow,
But, This little race shows a few have some go.
MY Drunk Version.
Twas last friday night and caught at the light,
Was a domestic V8 and no cops in sight,
I'll win no problem even with my single slammer,
Hes driving a mustang, He MUST be hammered,
The light turns green, I launch like no joke,
The Mustang's still sitting in clounds of MY smoke,
Now Smasher, now Rev-ver, now Stroker, now Blitzin,
These are the names of my forged, vtec pistons,
Boosting like crazy,I'm the star of attraction
All I can hear is the rustang missing traction,
Slamming the gears, my BOV screams,
My vision is glared, by the stangs' headlights beams,
His charger is whining, didnt sound too bad,
My ball beaing turbo was giving all it had,
In a second, the shock wave hits with a blast,
As this Stang tries to creep up on my ***,
Don't bother with third, cause now it's too late,
Im at 15 lbs, and were going straight
Now for the most part, Hondas are slow,
But, This little race shows a few have some go.
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