How to shower like a man
#1
11-11-2005, 10:00 AM
How to shower like a man
How to shower like a man:
1.Take off clothes while sitting on the edge of the bed and leave them in a pile.
2.Walk naked to the bathroom. If you see wife/girlfriend along the way, shake weiner at her making the 'woo-hoo' sound.
3.Look at your manly physique in the mirror. Admire the size of your weiner and scratch your ***.
4.Get in the shower. Wash your face. Wash your armpits.
5.Blow your nose in your hands and let the water rinse them off.
6.Fart and laugh at how loud it sounds in the shower.
7.Spend majority of time washing privates and surrounding area.
8.Wash your butt, leaving those coarse butt hairs stuck on the soap.
9.Wash your hair. Make a shampoo mohawk. Pee.
10.Rinse off and get out of the shower.
11.Partially dry off. Fail to notice water on floor because curtain was hanging out of tub the whole time.
12.Admire wiener size again.
13.Leave shower curtain open, wet mat on floor, light and fan on.
14.Return to bedroom with towel around waist. If you pass wife/girlfriend, pull off towel, shake wiener at her and make the 'woo-hoo' sound again.
15.Throw wet towel on bed.
I'm sorry but this is funny as hell
1.Take off clothes while sitting on the edge of the bed and leave them in a pile.
2.Walk naked to the bathroom. If you see wife/girlfriend along the way, shake weiner at her making the 'woo-hoo' sound.
3.Look at your manly physique in the mirror. Admire the size of your weiner and scratch your ***.
4.Get in the shower. Wash your face. Wash your armpits.
5.Blow your nose in your hands and let the water rinse them off.
6.Fart and laugh at how loud it sounds in the shower.
7.Spend majority of time washing privates and surrounding area.
8.Wash your butt, leaving those coarse butt hairs stuck on the soap.
9.Wash your hair. Make a shampoo mohawk. Pee.
10.Rinse off and get out of the shower.
11.Partially dry off. Fail to notice water on floor because curtain was hanging out of tub the whole time.
12.Admire wiener size again.
13.Leave shower curtain open, wet mat on floor, light and fan on.
14.Return to bedroom with towel around waist. If you pass wife/girlfriend, pull off towel, shake wiener at her and make the 'woo-hoo' sound again.
15.Throw wet towel on bed.
I'm sorry but this is funny as hell
#4
11-11-2005, 10:26 AM
RE: How to shower like a man
I posted it awhile back. heres part 2:
How Women and Men shower differently!
How to Shower Like a Woman...........
Take off clothing and place it in sectioned laundry hamper according to lights and darks.
Walk to bathroom wearing long dressing gown.
If you see husband along the way, cover up any exposed areas.
Look at your womanly physique in the mirror -
make mental note to do more sit-ups/leg-lifts, etc.
Get in the shower. Use face cloth, arm cloth,
leg cloth, long loofah, wide loofah and pumice stone.
Wash your hair once with cucumber and sage
shampoo with 43 added vitamins.
Wash your hair again to make sure it's clean.
Condition your hair with grapefruit mint conditioner enhanced.
Wash your face with crushed apricot facial
scrub for 10 minutes until red.
Wash entire rest of body with ginger nut and
jaffa cake body wash.
Rinse conditioner off hair.
Shave armpits and legs.
Turn off shower.
Squeegee off all wet surfaces in shower.
Spray mold spots with Tilex.
Get out of shower.
Dry with towel the size of a small country.
Wipe up any water that got on the floor.
Wrap hair in super absorbent towel.
Check entire body for zits, tweeze hairs.
Return to bedroom wearing long dressing gown
and towel on head.
If you see husband along the way, cover up
any exposed areas.
How Women and Men shower differently!
How to Shower Like a Woman...........
Take off clothing and place it in sectioned laundry hamper according to lights and darks.
Walk to bathroom wearing long dressing gown.
If you see husband along the way, cover up any exposed areas.
Look at your womanly physique in the mirror -
make mental note to do more sit-ups/leg-lifts, etc.
Get in the shower. Use face cloth, arm cloth,
leg cloth, long loofah, wide loofah and pumice stone.
Wash your hair once with cucumber and sage
shampoo with 43 added vitamins.
Wash your hair again to make sure it's clean.
Condition your hair with grapefruit mint conditioner enhanced.
Wash your face with crushed apricot facial
scrub for 10 minutes until red.
Wash entire rest of body with ginger nut and
jaffa cake body wash.
Rinse conditioner off hair.
Shave armpits and legs.
Turn off shower.
Squeegee off all wet surfaces in shower.
Spray mold spots with Tilex.
Get out of shower.
Dry with towel the size of a small country.
Wipe up any water that got on the floor.
Wrap hair in super absorbent towel.
Check entire body for zits, tweeze hairs.
Return to bedroom wearing long dressing gown
and towel on head.
If you see husband along the way, cover up
any exposed areas.
#7
11-11-2005, 11:25 AM
RE: How to shower like a man
Lmao lol you guys made my day [sm=funnypostabove.gif][sm=pcwhack.gif]
#8
11-11-2005, 07:30 PM
RE: How to shower like a man
ORIGINAL: Honda_man
8.Wash your butt, leaving those coarse butt hairs stuck on the soap.
8.Wash your butt, leaving those coarse butt hairs stuck on the soap.
#10
11-13-2005, 04:21 AM
RE: How to shower like a man
ORIGINAL: mill$civic
haha, thats great...i dont no about peeing in the shower,im kinda a clean freak so thats soo gross and farting in the shower smells soooooo bad[:'(]
ORIGINAL: Honda_man
8.Wash your butt, leaving those coarse butt hairs stuck on the soap.
8.Wash your butt, leaving those coarse butt hairs stuck on the soap.
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