Happy Halloween
#22
10-31-2007 | 05:30 PM
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RE: Happy Halloween
ORIGINAL: windcalmer
^^^ But the blood really does wonders for lubing the blade. Just make sure the last kill of the night is a virgin. Their blood is so nice and pure. Yummy.
^^^ But the blood really does wonders for lubing the blade. Just make sure the last kill of the night is a virgin. Their blood is so nice and pure. Yummy.
Actually, blood does work well as a lubricant.
#23
10-31-2007 | 05:49 PM
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RE: Happy Halloween
For those who don't know, the term Jack-o-lantern, is derived from Jack, a person who is unable to enter heaven or hell, and walks the earth with a lantern carved out of a turnip. If you're interested in hearing the story(s) here ya go
ORIGIN: Wikipedia
An old Irish folk tale tells of Jack, a lazy yet shrewd farmer who uses a cross to trap the Devil. One story says that Jack tricked the Devil into climbing an apple tree, and once he was up there Jack quickly placed crosses around the trunk or carved a cross into the bark, so that the Devil couldn't get down. Another myth says that Jack put a key in the Devil's pocket while he was suspended upside-down;
Another myth says that Jack was getting chased by some villagers whom he had stolen from, when he met the Devil, who claimed it was time for him to die. However, the thief stalled his death by tempting the Devil with a chance to bedevil the church-going villagers chasing him. Jack told the Devil to turn into a coin with which he would pay for the stolen goods (the Devil could take on any shape he wanted); later, when the coin/Devil disappeared, the Christian villagers would fight over who had stolen it. The Devil agreed to this plan. He turned himself into a silver coin and jumped into Jack's wallet, only to find himself next to a cross Jack had also picked up in the village. Jack had closed the wallet tight, and the cross stripped the Devil of his powers; and so he was trapped. In both myths, Jack only lets the Devil go when he agrees never to take his soul. After a while the thief died, as all living things do. Of course, his life had been too sinful for Jack to go to heaven; however, the Devil had promised not to take his soul, and so he was barred from Hell as well. Jack now had nowhere to go. He asked how he would see where to go, as he had no light, and the Devil mockingly tossed him an ember that would never burn out from the flames of hell. Jack carved out one of his turnips (which was his favourite food), put the ember inside it, and began endlessly wandering the Earth for a resting place. He became known as "Jack of the Lantern", or Jack-o'-Lantern.
An old Irish folk tale tells of Jack, a lazy yet shrewd farmer who uses a cross to trap the Devil. One story says that Jack tricked the Devil into climbing an apple tree, and once he was up there Jack quickly placed crosses around the trunk or carved a cross into the bark, so that the Devil couldn't get down. Another myth says that Jack put a key in the Devil's pocket while he was suspended upside-down;
Another myth says that Jack was getting chased by some villagers whom he had stolen from, when he met the Devil, who claimed it was time for him to die. However, the thief stalled his death by tempting the Devil with a chance to bedevil the church-going villagers chasing him. Jack told the Devil to turn into a coin with which he would pay for the stolen goods (the Devil could take on any shape he wanted); later, when the coin/Devil disappeared, the Christian villagers would fight over who had stolen it. The Devil agreed to this plan. He turned himself into a silver coin and jumped into Jack's wallet, only to find himself next to a cross Jack had also picked up in the village. Jack had closed the wallet tight, and the cross stripped the Devil of his powers; and so he was trapped. In both myths, Jack only lets the Devil go when he agrees never to take his soul. After a while the thief died, as all living things do. Of course, his life had been too sinful for Jack to go to heaven; however, the Devil had promised not to take his soul, and so he was barred from Hell as well. Jack now had nowhere to go. He asked how he would see where to go, as he had no light, and the Devil mockingly tossed him an ember that would never burn out from the flames of hell. Jack carved out one of his turnips (which was his favourite food), put the ember inside it, and began endlessly wandering the Earth for a resting place. He became known as "Jack of the Lantern", or Jack-o'-Lantern.
#24
10-31-2007 | 09:05 PM
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RE: Happy Halloween
ORIGINAL: WhiteRabbit1021
Actually, blood does work well as a lubricant.
ORIGINAL: windcalmer
^^^ But the blood really does wonders for lubing the blade. Just make sure the last kill of the night is a virgin. Their blood is so nice and pure. Yummy.
^^^ But the blood really does wonders for lubing the blade. Just make sure the last kill of the night is a virgin. Their blood is so nice and pure. Yummy.
Actually, blood does work well as a lubricant.
#27
11-01-2007 | 05:41 AM
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RE: Happy Halloween
ORIGINAL: Fiirkan
Sorry my step brother would kill me if i took a pic and posted it of his girlfriend lol
And your mom was too busy for me to take a picture, she did that thing with her tongue again
Sorry my step brother would kill me if i took a pic and posted it of his girlfriend lol
And your mom was too busy for me to take a picture, she did that thing with her tongue again
#28
11-01-2007 | 09:27 AM
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RE: Happy Halloween
ORIGINAL: Forty04
I will drive all the way to canada, just to stab you!
I will drive all the way to canada, just to stab you!
#29
11-01-2007 | 12:25 PM
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RE: Happy Halloween
ORIGINAL: windcalmer
Keep it nice Tony. LOL If you want to beat him with a bat thats cool, but no stabbing. You'll get blood all over the carpet. ROFL
ORIGINAL: Forty04
I will drive all the way to canada, just to stab you!
I will drive all the way to canada, just to stab you!
