met dolly parton in tennessee, her t*tties were filled with hennasee, that country music really drove me crazy but i rode that a$$ and said 'yes ms. daisy!'

sry im done now

oh yeah...afroman outshines 'em all

 

The guy that came up with internet ****...

 

God this kid's brilliant.

 

I almost died laughing readin' that...

But THAT took the taco, I gotta say.


Anyway... How can we leave out good ol' FDR? He did alot of good, I say.

 

of course, if it werent for washington there wouldnt BE an america

 

Greatest American Would have to go to Al Capone. If he Wasn't around during prohibition we would be breaking the law almost everyday.

Ohhhh and Tony montana. THE WORLD IS MINE. J/K

Hilary clinton for understanding that she isn't the best at everything and letting her man experience the finer things in life.


On a Serious note There is no greatest american. The greatest americans are Soldiers, Police (even though the feelings not mutual) Firefighters and all the other people out there fighting to protect us all.