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I walked into work this morning and passed some black dude who looked all cracked out (my office is near a rough neighbor hood) and I was just kinda minding my own business. I was a little concerned but figured the employees would do something about it in which they would normally tear a new a hole in people like that (it isnt exactly a store they would typically be found in so it raises su****ion) and call the cops but instead they called an ambulance. Turns out this dude escaped a mental institution and was all disoriented and stuff. Lol!
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Charleston, the ghetto peeps here are reffered to as "Geechees" a whole different breed of ghetto black people. Half their dialect is Gulla mixed with english. It kinda funny to watch them yell at each other.
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Holy shnikeys. LOL, hey, I got a joke... This lady's driving her car at night past a mental institution when all of a sudden her tire goes flat. She looks over and there's this guy staring at her from inside the fence. So she pays him no mind, gets out her spare, and proceeds to put it on when he coughs and she loses all the lugs. She curses and tries to find them, but to no avail as it's dark and they're small. All of a sudden, the guy speaks up and says "Why don't you just take one lugnut from each of the other tires and use it for the spare? That way you won't have anything to worry about and you can just get everything taken care of when you get to the auto parts place". The lady looks at him in disbelief and says, "That's a great idea? How did you ever think of that?". The guy grins and gives a little snort. "Look, lady, I'm in here because I'm crazy, not because I'm an idiot".
Sh-sh-sha!! Okay, it's old and everyone's probably heard it, but I still love it.
Sh-sh-sha!! Okay, it's old and everyone's probably heard it, but I still love it.