funny christmas poem
#1
12-20-2006, 04:56 PM
funny christmas poem
Twas the night before Christmas and caught at the light,
Was a domestic V8 and no cops in sight,
I will try, I will try, I will try with this small motor,
To beat this freakin' Mustang, even with it's big power,
As the light goes green and I pull like no joke,
The Mustang erupts in clouds of tire smoke,
Now Smasher, now Rev-ver, now Stroker, now Blitzin,
These are the names of my four VTEC pistons,
Racing ahead I'm the Star of the Action,
But I know I'm in trouble when that V8 gets traction,
Grabbing second, I hear the RPM sing,
My mirror is blocked by my Shopping Kart Wing,
I now hear the roar, of that big monster gaining,
All I can do is keep that four-banger straining,
In a second, the shockwave hits with a blast,
And my stickers go flying, a thing of the past,
Don't bother with third, cause now it's too late,
Just try to act cool, like you can relate,
Looking up at the taillights as they get smaller,
The driver backs off just to give me a holler,
"You can't win them all," he says in fling,
"You may not win any, in that silly thing",
I scowled and revved and let out a sigh,
And did my trademark high-speed fly-by
[sm=icon_rofl.gif]sorry, someone sent it to me and i found it funny
Was a domestic V8 and no cops in sight,
I will try, I will try, I will try with this small motor,
To beat this freakin' Mustang, even with it's big power,
As the light goes green and I pull like no joke,
The Mustang erupts in clouds of tire smoke,
Now Smasher, now Rev-ver, now Stroker, now Blitzin,
These are the names of my four VTEC pistons,
Racing ahead I'm the Star of the Action,
But I know I'm in trouble when that V8 gets traction,
Grabbing second, I hear the RPM sing,
My mirror is blocked by my Shopping Kart Wing,
I now hear the roar, of that big monster gaining,
All I can do is keep that four-banger straining,
In a second, the shockwave hits with a blast,
And my stickers go flying, a thing of the past,
Don't bother with third, cause now it's too late,
Just try to act cool, like you can relate,
Looking up at the taillights as they get smaller,
The driver backs off just to give me a holler,
"You can't win them all," he says in fling,
"You may not win any, in that silly thing",
I scowled and revved and let out a sigh,
And did my trademark high-speed fly-by
[sm=icon_rofl.gif]sorry, someone sent it to me and i found it funny
#2
12-20-2006, 05:03 PM
Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: new mexico, then mt, then alaska, now mt again...
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RE: funny christmas poem
lmao, ricers make me laugh...but yea, i wouldnt try to race a mustang with my crx...
#6
12-20-2006, 07:27 PM
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RE: funny christmas poem
merry xmas.. hopefully santa can replace my clutch for me.... haha.. ne whooooooo i liked that...cause i can keep some mustangs with the tegra... but not like i try much
#7
12-20-2006, 07:54 PM
RE: funny christmas poem
Yeah, you always know its X-mas around here when someone posts that one.
I love it more everytime I read it. LOL
I love it more everytime I read it. LOL
#10
12-21-2006, 06:50 AM
RE: funny christmas poem
ORIGINAL: matts
didn't mean to be a repost. first time i've seen it. i thought it was pretty funny
didn't mean to be a repost. first time i've seen it. i thought it was pretty funny