Ford
#1
Ford
On the first day of school a first grade teacher explains to her class that she is a Ford fan.
She asks her students to raise their hands if they, too, are Ford fans.
Wanting to impress their teacher, everyone in the class raises their hand except one little girl.
The teacher looks at the girl with surprise,
"Janie, why didn't you raise your hand?" "Because I'm not a Ford fan," she replied.
The teacher, still shocked, asked, "Well, if you are not a Ford fan, then who are you a fan of?"
"I am a Chevy fan, and proud of it," Janie replied.
The teacher could not believe her ears. "Janie, why pray tell are you a Chevy fan?"
"Because my mom is a Chevy fan, and my dad is Chevy fan, so I'm a Chevy fan too!"
"Well," said the teacher in a obviously annoyed tone, "that is no reason for
you to be a Chevy fan. You don't have to be just like your parents all of the time. What if your mom were an idiot and your dad were a moron, what would you be then?"
"Then," Janie smiled, "I'd be a Ford fan."
She asks her students to raise their hands if they, too, are Ford fans.
Wanting to impress their teacher, everyone in the class raises their hand except one little girl.
The teacher looks at the girl with surprise,
"Janie, why didn't you raise your hand?" "Because I'm not a Ford fan," she replied.
The teacher, still shocked, asked, "Well, if you are not a Ford fan, then who are you a fan of?"
"I am a Chevy fan, and proud of it," Janie replied.
The teacher could not believe her ears. "Janie, why pray tell are you a Chevy fan?"
"Because my mom is a Chevy fan, and my dad is Chevy fan, so I'm a Chevy fan too!"
"Well," said the teacher in a obviously annoyed tone, "that is no reason for
you to be a Chevy fan. You don't have to be just like your parents all of the time. What if your mom were an idiot and your dad were a moron, what would you be then?"
"Then," Janie smiled, "I'd be a Ford fan."
#10
RE: Ford
ORIGINAL: Jas
LMAO!!
Funny.
Speaking of Ford and Chevy...
which is better, or do they both suck?
LMAO!!
Funny.
Speaking of Ford and Chevy...
which is better, or do they both suck?