Favorite quotes
#16
RE: Favorite quotes
"Hey guys.......big gulps huh??..........Well, See ya later?" -dumb and dumber
"I feel bad for people who done drink, because when they wake up, thats the best theyre going to feel all day" -Frank Sinatra
"If absolutely nothing can go wrong, something will" -Murpheys law.
"I feel bad for people who done drink, because when they wake up, thats the best theyre going to feel all day" -Frank Sinatra
"If absolutely nothing can go wrong, something will" -Murpheys law.
#18
RE: Favorite quotes
The Human Torch was denied a bank loan.
--Ron Burgundy
This is not only delicious, it's citrilicious!! (He was talking about a drink.. and he was stoned lol)
--Jacob Foster
I love lamp.
Mitch Hedberg Says:
*This one time I was in a convenience store, and a guy came up and asked me, "Whats the score?" and I said, "What is the game? If it's a competition between me and you, and the object is to ask the other guy questions he doesn't give a **** about, then you are winning, one to nothing."
*Tortillas are sleeping bags for ground beef.
*Every time I go and shave, I assume there is somebody else on the planet shaving as well, so I say "I'm gonna go shave too."
*I wrote a letter to my dad I wanted to write, "I really enjoy being here," but I accidentally wrote "rarely" instead of "really". But I still wanted to use it, I didn't want to cross it out, so I wrote, "I rarely... drive steamboats, Dad, there's a lot of **** you don't know about me. Quit trying to act like I'm a steamboat operator. This letter took a harsh turn right away. Hello, Dad."
--*Mitch Hedberg
(24 February 1968 - 30 March 2005) R.I.P.
--Ron Burgundy
This is not only delicious, it's citrilicious!! (He was talking about a drink.. and he was stoned lol)
--Jacob Foster
I love lamp.
Mitch Hedberg Says:
*This one time I was in a convenience store, and a guy came up and asked me, "Whats the score?" and I said, "What is the game? If it's a competition between me and you, and the object is to ask the other guy questions he doesn't give a **** about, then you are winning, one to nothing."
*Tortillas are sleeping bags for ground beef.
*Every time I go and shave, I assume there is somebody else on the planet shaving as well, so I say "I'm gonna go shave too."
*I wrote a letter to my dad I wanted to write, "I really enjoy being here," but I accidentally wrote "rarely" instead of "really". But I still wanted to use it, I didn't want to cross it out, so I wrote, "I rarely... drive steamboats, Dad, there's a lot of **** you don't know about me. Quit trying to act like I'm a steamboat operator. This letter took a harsh turn right away. Hello, Dad."
--*Mitch Hedberg
(24 February 1968 - 30 March 2005) R.I.P.
#19
RE: Favorite quotes
Mitch Hedberg is one of the greatest comedians of all time, i loved his style. Heres another...
"I don't have a girlfriend. I just know a girl.....who would get really mad.....if she heard me say that"
"I don't have a girlfriend. I just know a girl.....who would get really mad.....if she heard me say that"
#20
RE: Favorite quotes
lol, yeah... he was great... I wish I would have gotten the chance to see him in person before he passed away. What a shame. My girlfriend cried... when she found out...
but n-e-ways___I have just now found out how great Dane Cook is! everybody should go check him out. buy a CD, he just came out with one called Retalliation--its the $hit!!! I'll post some quotes of his ASAP.
but n-e-ways___I have just now found out how great Dane Cook is! everybody should go check him out. buy a CD, he just came out with one called Retalliation--its the $hit!!! I'll post some quotes of his ASAP.