lol, that is a good one....

 

Wasnt there another thread about this? Or was that just embarassing sex stories? I'm going to keep digging for that thread before I go typing out my story again...its a doosy tho

 

there was a tread just like this not to wile back about any ambarrassing stories..i somtimes look like a idiot, sometimes if i see people when im leaving my school i speed up really fast so my intake screms and once and a wile when im shifting grears ill jurk it really bad or somthing[:@] i just hope they didnt notice....but i stopped that now,its not safe with people walking around

 

I was walking though the mall the other day and tripped over a display sign in front of a jewelry store. I knocked the sign over and almost fell on my face. I heard a few people snickering and just kept right on walking like I was a pimp.

 

i remember a few years back i got really **** faced drunk and i was with my friend
he was on his way to an interview (yes i said an inerveiw, it was like 4 in the afternoon)\
well any ways, i was getting out of his car and he was walking ahead of me
well when i got out i took two steps and then fell and landed on my back
his girl helped me up
the sad thing is that the next day he said that the employer saw me fall in the parking lot
and asked my friend what was wrong with me, he told that manager i was slow
literaly slow and that i was his cousin and he was taking care of me
he said they both started laughing and he got the job for being a good cousin[:@]
[:@]
embarrasing!!