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Old 07-13-2007 | 10:44 AM
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Default Does anybody know how to ****ing drive?

It seems like everytime I'm driving it's everyone else's first time behind the steering wheel...I noticed Pete and some other people got hit by idiots who apparently don't know how to drive either. I can't count the number of wrecks I would have had if I wasn't paying attention and watching out for the crazies on the road. Pisses me off...
 
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Old 07-13-2007 | 10:56 AM
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yeah thats true i just went to ups in my wifes escort wagon and was tailgated the whole way by a young girl in a severely riced out 92-95 civic sedan. we finaly got to a 4 lane at a red light and oh joy she pulled up next to me i rolled my window down and yelled hey this isn't nascar you #%&@@ no need to draft <you can fill in the blanks
 
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Old 07-13-2007 | 11:18 AM
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I like to light up my rear fog lamps at tailgaters...especially at night...
 
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Old 07-13-2007 | 12:02 PM
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yeah thats true i just went to ups in my wifes escort wagon and was tailgated the whole way by a young girl in a severely riced out 92-95 civic sedan. we finaly got to a 4 lane at a red light and oh joy she pulled up next to me i rolled my window down and yelled hey this isn't nascar you #%&@@ no need to draft <you can fill in the blanks
i do that a lot. 'high five"
 
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Old 07-13-2007 | 12:50 PM
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yesterday i was being tailgated by an 18wheeler, he obviously didn't have anything in the truck or i wouldn't be typing this. I was going 110 in a 90 zone(km's before anyone trys to get smart) i would go around some corners just a flying trying to ge him off my ***, and he would catch right back up and be on my ***. we got to a bend and i caught up to a pickup pulling a small boat, we came up to a bump and the truck in front of me slowed down to about 15kph i had to brake not too hard, but in my mirror i saw the 18 wheeler swerve, lock the brakes to the point where the wheels were smoking, and he started to jackknife... you think he would learn after that.... NOPE! as soon as we were around the bend and going again he was right on my *** again.
 
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Old 07-13-2007 | 01:54 PM
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yesterday i was being tailgated by an 18wheeler, he obviously didn't have anything in the truck or i wouldn't be typing this. I was going 110 in a 90 zone(km's before anyone trys to get smart) i would go around some corners just a flying trying to ge him off my ***, and he would catch right back up and be on my ***. we got to a bend and i caught up to a pickup pulling a small boat, we came up to a bump and the truck in front of me slowed down to about 15kph i had to brake not too hard, but in my mirror i saw the 18 wheeler swerve, lock the brakes to the point where the wheels were smoking, and he started to jackknife... you think he would learn after that.... NOPE! as soon as we were around the bend and going again he was right on my *** again.
Sounds like the movie "Duel" cept you aren't driving a Valiant.
 
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Old 07-13-2007 | 03:01 PM
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ORIGINAL: Fiirkan

yesterday i was being tailgated by an 18wheeler, he obviously didn't have anything in the truck or i wouldn't be typing this. I was going 110 in a 90 zone(km's before anyone trys to get smart) i would go around some corners just a flying trying to ge him off my ***, and he would catch right back up and be on my ***. we got to a bend and i caught up to a pickup pulling a small boat, we came up to a bump and the truck in front of me slowed down to about 15kph i had to brake not too hard, but in my mirror i saw the 18 wheeler swerve, lock the brakes to the point where the wheels were smoking, and he started to jackknife... you think he would learn after that.... NOPE! as soon as we were around the bend and going again he was right on my *** again.
Sounds like the movie "Duel" cept you aren't driving a Valiant.
yeah after that i decided that i was NOT staying in front of him, and the first clear section of road with a passing section i got to i popped it into 3rd and ****ing gunned it to 150kph in a 90, and passed the truck and the car in front of him.

I havent seen Duel, but i am assuming that the truck HITS the car lol
 
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Old 07-13-2007 | 04:30 PM
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if i'm not mistaken the guy in the Valiant gets chased over a few states and then traps the truck driver in a rock quarry and makes him go off a cliff
 
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Old 07-14-2007 | 06:00 AM
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haha...at speeds all the way up to 80 mph!
haha...old movies are great...
 
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Old 07-15-2007 | 09:53 PM
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Whenever I see a tailgater, I go at least 10mph slower than the limit. Usually the tailgater backs off, but I continue to go 10mph under the limit just to furthur **** of said tailgater.
 


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