If you could choose one item from Home Depot to fend off a charging raptor, what would you pick?

 

A honda lawn mower

 

i said a caulk gun

 

now, how would you use THAT??? I mean a can of "great stuff" could make it have some digestion problems....but a caulk gun...

 

A nail gun or maybe a chain saw.

 

light bulb. ill try and blind it till it falls over and when its on the ground, ill poke it to death with a stick.[sm=icon_stickpoke.gif]

 

^^^civicexracer's idea, except instead of a light bulb I'll just use my HIDs [8D]

Oh and btw, for a serious answer, I choose a Dodge Ram 2500 or a Ford F-250 (they have them at every home depot for rental and carrying your junk home). I win

 

I would choose steel L brackets so I can bommerang them at a charging raptor.

 

I disagree. If you were going at the rapter with a large truck, the rapter would see you and crush your truck. THen your dead. Where as if you used a nail gun, you could sneak up to the raptor, hide behind a bush and shoot the raptor in the eyes. If you had the chain saw you could sneak up behind the raptor and cuts its legs off, down he goes. There for I win.[sm=smiley4.gif]

 

Haha, who the hell says I'm going TOWARDS the raptor? Besides even if I were, you must think Raptors were larger than they really were. I guarantee you the F-250 wins. I don't think you'd have much luck sneaking up on one either. Humans are about the noisiest clumsiest animals on the planet, there's no way you'd catch a Raptor off-guard. Even if you did, you'd need a clean shot right to the brain to even have a chance, unless maybe you could sever the spine. Either way I think you'd need several perfect shots with a measley nail gun. You'd never survive. I still maintain the rental truck wins

I spent way too much time on that analysis, you know I'm bored!