Car Jokes
#61
01-31-2007, 01:29 PM
RE: Car Jokes
ORIGINAL: Forty04
That is pretty damn funny
ORIGINAL: Belmont
Top 10 Indications the Rumors of the Ford-Honda Merger May be True
7
New Civic hatchback to be offered in LX, EX, Si and Boss 302 models.
5
Quality is now Job One. (Jobs Two and Three are drinking coffee and following the Detroit Red Wings.)
Top 10 Indications the Rumors of the Ford-Honda Merger May be True
7
New Civic hatchback to be offered in LX, EX, Si and Boss 302 models.
5
Quality is now Job One. (Jobs Two and Three are drinking coffee and following the Detroit Red Wings.)
That is pretty damn funny
#62
01-31-2007, 03:05 PM
RE: Car Jokes
ORIGINAL: Belmont
24. Remember drain plug from step 11.
24. Remember drain plug from step 11.
Been there done that!!!
#65
02-02-2007, 02:18 AM
RE: Car Jokes
Here's a joke on what's being posted on all the other car forums...
Bentley Forums - - - I used the ashtray today. How do I replace it?
BMW Forums - - - What ARE these orange lights on the corner of my car for
Lamborghini forum - - - Wind noise around 210MPH.
Camaro/Firebird Forums - - - My girl slept with my brother and my wife. How can I kill 'em? btw, I have a record and I ain't going back.
Mustang forums - - - Some punk kid in a Civic tried to race me.
Monte Carlo forums - - - Why do I keep getting pulled over, it ain't stolen yo.
Civic forums - - - Some punk kid in a Mustang tried to race me.
VW Bug forum - - - The Save the Earth concert was a success.
Yugo Forum - - - When's the last time yours ran?
Miata forums - - - Some redneck jackass in a Chevy Tahoe just ran over my car.
Chevy Tahoe forum - - - Miata stuck in my undercarriage. How do I safely remove it?
Pontiac Fiero forum - - - Just bought a new flame retardant suit.
BMW 7-series forum - - - Where to get service on my Rolex?
Cadillac forum - - - Problems parallel parking at bingo.
Chevy Suburban Forum - - - Is the price of gas going down anytime soon?
Buick Forum - - - Is Medicare or Medicaid right for me
Delorean forum - - - Just got back from the future and blew a head gasket. Please help. I'm from 1985.
Crown Victoria forum - - - How come people never pass me on the highway?
Honda Accord forum - - - Mom is giving me the car. Looking for some cheap, used 18 inch rims.
Toyota Echo forum - - - Do our cars use AAA or AA's?
Ferrari forums - - - Need suggestions about a business trip to Colombia. Want to get in and out fast.
Porsche forums - - - Tire just went flat. Is it best to trade or sell the car myself?
Jaguar forum - - - Is the carbon fiber dash kit group-buy still on?
Mercedes forum - - - My wife and her stink hole lawyer are trying to ruin me in divorce court. How do I get them both killed and not get in trouble with my medical board?
Mini forum - - - Just flipped the Cooper after seeing The Italian Job. Suing the movie company.
Dodge Viper forum - - - I frightened myself on the way home from work yesterday. How to get pee stains out of the leather?
McLaren F1 forum - - - Some punk kid in a F16 tried to race me.
Dodge Minivan forum - - - Where's the best place to post the soccer schedule so I don't forget where I'm supposed to be?
Hummer forum - - - Had a fender bender today. 24 hurt, 10 killed. Do I have to get the black touch-up paint from the dealer? He's 25 miles away. That's $450 in gas.
Fiat forum - - - Hello? Am I the only member?
Subaru WRX forum - - - I hate cops. Got ticketed for drifting in the Walmart parking lot.
Supra Forums - - - Head too big to fit in car, should have bought a Targa.
Ford 2.3 forums - - - Help! Replaced everything, still doesn't start!
Bentley Forums - - - I used the ashtray today. How do I replace it?
BMW Forums - - - What ARE these orange lights on the corner of my car for
Lamborghini forum - - - Wind noise around 210MPH.
Camaro/Firebird Forums - - - My girl slept with my brother and my wife. How can I kill 'em? btw, I have a record and I ain't going back.
Mustang forums - - - Some punk kid in a Civic tried to race me.
Monte Carlo forums - - - Why do I keep getting pulled over, it ain't stolen yo.
Civic forums - - - Some punk kid in a Mustang tried to race me.
VW Bug forum - - - The Save the Earth concert was a success.
Yugo Forum - - - When's the last time yours ran?
Miata forums - - - Some redneck jackass in a Chevy Tahoe just ran over my car.
Chevy Tahoe forum - - - Miata stuck in my undercarriage. How do I safely remove it?
Pontiac Fiero forum - - - Just bought a new flame retardant suit.
BMW 7-series forum - - - Where to get service on my Rolex?
Cadillac forum - - - Problems parallel parking at bingo.
Chevy Suburban Forum - - - Is the price of gas going down anytime soon?
Buick Forum - - - Is Medicare or Medicaid right for me
Delorean forum - - - Just got back from the future and blew a head gasket. Please help. I'm from 1985.
Crown Victoria forum - - - How come people never pass me on the highway?
Honda Accord forum - - - Mom is giving me the car. Looking for some cheap, used 18 inch rims.
Toyota Echo forum - - - Do our cars use AAA or AA's?
Ferrari forums - - - Need suggestions about a business trip to Colombia. Want to get in and out fast.
Porsche forums - - - Tire just went flat. Is it best to trade or sell the car myself?
Jaguar forum - - - Is the carbon fiber dash kit group-buy still on?
Mercedes forum - - - My wife and her stink hole lawyer are trying to ruin me in divorce court. How do I get them both killed and not get in trouble with my medical board?
Mini forum - - - Just flipped the Cooper after seeing The Italian Job. Suing the movie company.
Dodge Viper forum - - - I frightened myself on the way home from work yesterday. How to get pee stains out of the leather?
McLaren F1 forum - - - Some punk kid in a F16 tried to race me.
Dodge Minivan forum - - - Where's the best place to post the soccer schedule so I don't forget where I'm supposed to be?
Hummer forum - - - Had a fender bender today. 24 hurt, 10 killed. Do I have to get the black touch-up paint from the dealer? He's 25 miles away. That's $450 in gas.
Fiat forum - - - Hello? Am I the only member?
Subaru WRX forum - - - I hate cops. Got ticketed for drifting in the Walmart parking lot.
Supra Forums - - - Head too big to fit in car, should have bought a Targa.
Ford 2.3 forums - - - Help! Replaced everything, still doesn't start!
#66
02-02-2007, 03:00 AM
RE: Car Jokes
ORIGINAL: WhiteRabbit1021
Here's a joke on what's being posted on all the other car forums...
Bentley Forums - - - I used the ashtray today. How do I replace it?
BMW Forums - - - What ARE these orange lights on the corner of my car for
Lamborghini forum - - - Wind noise around 210MPH.
Camaro/Firebird Forums - - - My girl slept with my brother and my wife. How can I kill 'em? btw, I have a record and I ain't going back.
Mustang forums - - - Some punk kid in a Civic tried to race me.
Monte Carlo forums - - - Why do I keep getting pulled over, it ain't stolen yo.
Civic forums - - - Some punk kid in a Mustang tried to race me.
VW Bug forum - - - The Save the Earth concert was a success.
Yugo Forum - - - When's the last time yours ran?
Miata forums - - - Some redneck jackass in a Chevy Tahoe just ran over my car.
Chevy Tahoe forum - - - Miata stuck in my undercarriage. How do I safely remove it?
Pontiac Fiero forum - - - Just bought a new flame retardant suit.
BMW 7-series forum - - - Where to get service on my Rolex?
Cadillac forum - - - Problems parallel parking at bingo.
Chevy Suburban Forum - - - Is the price of gas going down anytime soon?
Buick Forum - - - Is Medicare or Medicaid right for me
Delorean forum - - - Just got back from the future and blew a head gasket. Please help. I'm from 1985.
Crown Victoria forum - - - How come people never pass me on the highway?
Honda Accord forum - - - Mom is giving me the car. Looking for some cheap, used 18 inch rims.
Toyota Echo forum - - - Do our cars use AAA or AA's?
Ferrari forums - - - Need suggestions about a business trip to Colombia. Want to get in and out fast.
Porsche forums - - - Tire just went flat. Is it best to trade or sell the car myself?
Jaguar forum - - - Is the carbon fiber dash kit group-buy still on?
Mercedes forum - - - My wife and her stink hole lawyer are trying to ruin me in divorce court. How do I get them both killed and not get in trouble with my medical board?
Mini forum - - - Just flipped the Cooper after seeing The Italian Job. Suing the movie company.
Dodge Viper forum - - - I frightened myself on the way home from work yesterday. How to get pee stains out of the leather?
McLaren F1 forum - - - Some punk kid in a F16 tried to race me.
Dodge Minivan forum - - - Where's the best place to post the soccer schedule so I don't forget where I'm supposed to be?
Hummer forum - - - Had a fender bender today. 24 hurt, 10 killed. Do I have to get the black touch-up paint from the dealer? He's 25 miles away. That's $450 in gas.
Fiat forum - - - Hello? Am I the only member?
Subaru WRX forum - - - I hate cops. Got ticketed for drifting in the Walmart parking lot.
Supra Forums - - - Head too big to fit in car, should have bought a Targa.
Ford 2.3 forums - - - Help! Replaced everything, still doesn't start!
Here's a joke on what's being posted on all the other car forums...
Bentley Forums - - - I used the ashtray today. How do I replace it?
BMW Forums - - - What ARE these orange lights on the corner of my car for
Lamborghini forum - - - Wind noise around 210MPH.
Camaro/Firebird Forums - - - My girl slept with my brother and my wife. How can I kill 'em? btw, I have a record and I ain't going back.
Mustang forums - - - Some punk kid in a Civic tried to race me.
Monte Carlo forums - - - Why do I keep getting pulled over, it ain't stolen yo.
Civic forums - - - Some punk kid in a Mustang tried to race me.
VW Bug forum - - - The Save the Earth concert was a success.
Yugo Forum - - - When's the last time yours ran?
Miata forums - - - Some redneck jackass in a Chevy Tahoe just ran over my car.
Chevy Tahoe forum - - - Miata stuck in my undercarriage. How do I safely remove it?
Pontiac Fiero forum - - - Just bought a new flame retardant suit.
BMW 7-series forum - - - Where to get service on my Rolex?
Cadillac forum - - - Problems parallel parking at bingo.
Chevy Suburban Forum - - - Is the price of gas going down anytime soon?
Buick Forum - - - Is Medicare or Medicaid right for me
Delorean forum - - - Just got back from the future and blew a head gasket. Please help. I'm from 1985.
Crown Victoria forum - - - How come people never pass me on the highway?
Honda Accord forum - - - Mom is giving me the car. Looking for some cheap, used 18 inch rims.
Toyota Echo forum - - - Do our cars use AAA or AA's?
Ferrari forums - - - Need suggestions about a business trip to Colombia. Want to get in and out fast.
Porsche forums - - - Tire just went flat. Is it best to trade or sell the car myself?
Jaguar forum - - - Is the carbon fiber dash kit group-buy still on?
Mercedes forum - - - My wife and her stink hole lawyer are trying to ruin me in divorce court. How do I get them both killed and not get in trouble with my medical board?
Mini forum - - - Just flipped the Cooper after seeing The Italian Job. Suing the movie company.
Dodge Viper forum - - - I frightened myself on the way home from work yesterday. How to get pee stains out of the leather?
McLaren F1 forum - - - Some punk kid in a F16 tried to race me.
Dodge Minivan forum - - - Where's the best place to post the soccer schedule so I don't forget where I'm supposed to be?
Hummer forum - - - Had a fender bender today. 24 hurt, 10 killed. Do I have to get the black touch-up paint from the dealer? He's 25 miles away. That's $450 in gas.
Fiat forum - - - Hello? Am I the only member?
Subaru WRX forum - - - I hate cops. Got ticketed for drifting in the Walmart parking lot.
Supra Forums - - - Head too big to fit in car, should have bought a Targa.
Ford 2.3 forums - - - Help! Replaced everything, still doesn't start!
#70
02-02-2007, 11:41 AM
RE: Car Jokes
ORIGINAL: johnny
ORIGINAL: WhiteRabbit1021
EP3 forums- - - Where's the best place to post the soccer schedule so I don't forget where I'm supposed to be?
EP3 forums- - - Where's the best place to post the soccer schedule so I don't forget where I'm supposed to be?