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#51

01-31-2007, 02:36 AM

sandrider123

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RE: Car Jokes

Chevrolet= Constantly having every vehicle recalled over lousy engineering techniques

Mazda= Most always zipping dangerously around

Pontiac= Poor old ***** thinks its a caddillac

Honda= Had one never did again

BMW= Broke my Wallet

Nissan= Needs improvement so start again Nappanese

Dodge= Drips oil drops grease everywhere

#52

01-31-2007, 02:47 AM

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RE: Car Jokes

What does Rotos SAAB sound like?

I don't know, I was too busy masturbating.

#53

01-31-2007, 03:09 AM

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RE: Car Jokes

^ To Roto????

#54

01-31-2007, 03:11 AM

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RE: Car Jokes

^^^WHAT?!?!?!

#55

01-31-2007, 03:18 AM

WhiteRabbit1021

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RE: Car Jokes

Haha, I said it. [sm=bananallama.gif]

#56

01-31-2007, 07:16 AM

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RE: Car Jokes

Quote:

ORIGINAL: Belmont
Top 10 Indications the Rumors of the Ford-Honda Merger May be True

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New Civic hatchback to be offered in LX, EX, Si and Boss 302 models.

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Quality is now Job One. (Jobs Two and Three are drinking coffee and following the Detroit Red Wings.)

That is pretty damn funny