OMG if that guy was white i would swear its my brother !!!!!!!!!!

 

hows this? :

"Try as he might, the one known as 'Tiny Mike' just couldnt finish his junior whopper."

 

HAHAHAAHAHAH!

" I am being sponsored $5 per bite for ' Feed the Children Foundation' "

 

" I am being sponsored $5 per bite for ' Feed the Children Foundation' "
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"unfortunately fat albert forgot his cause in lieu of his ferocious appetite, and quickly earned himself a grand total of 5 bucks"

 

"WHere are my god damn french fries?!?"

 

"only 2 more weeks until training camp!! i need to get to work!"

 

maybe if i sit on it i can then fit it in my mouth